Skip to comments.Help The Royals Pick A Name: Profiling The Prince
Posted on 07/23/2013 6:33:45 AM PDT by NOBO2012
New Heir to the Throne
Have you seen the list of names for the new Prince of Wales? George, James, Edward, Philip? Pretty boring. Come now Limeys - You can do better than that!
Maybe the royals can consult with one of Hollywoods name consultants; theyre much more creative, having assisted our own royalty with the likes of Apple Blue Ivy and North. For example, original unisex names still available as far as I know: Robins Egg Blue, Poison Ivy and North-by-Northwest. Likewise, I believe Hashtag has already been taken, butt Hashtag@RoyalBaby is still available.
Butt we will focus our poll on the top most likely contenders for the new princes name. Cast your vote, and dont forget: Chicago rules apply.
And as soon as the official name is in, the royal photographer will step in to take pictures and capture the new princes aura. Thats right: photographer Carlo Van de Roer doesn't just capture a person when he takes their photograph, he captures the color of their soul!
What color is your soul?
I have no doubt that the new babys aura will be beautiful, as are those of all innocents. Probably yellow, which Van de Roer says represents optimism, youth and dreaming.
Lady M immediately commissioned the photographer to capture her and BOs souls on film too. Butt things didnt work out so well; the proofs were really not acceptable and the last I heard Van de Roer had been placed on TSAs no-fly list.
Im sure it was just some sort of a mixup. Or a malfunctioning of the camera aura-capturer. Or something.
Anyway, here are the pictures he captured of the Wons souls. MO, on the left, BO on the right:
I leave it to you to decide if the photographer is a racist.
And because we so seldom get such a feel good story (the birth of the baby prince, not the Wons black souls), lets milk it a little more with some more cute baby pictures:
Ferrets, grizzly, polar cub and the love that dare not speak its name.
Baby otter and panda cub.
(UpNorthLurkins newest family member, Casey)
Youre welcome. Now dont forget to vote for your favorite name for the baby formerly known as Prince.
I’m on record for wanting Arthur Pendragon.
How about something very fitting for Britain in 2013:
george trayvon windsor
The name should reflect the inevitabilty of Britain’s future.
Missed your post before I said the same thing! Call him Moe for short.
They misspelled ‘CLAVDIVS’.
I would avoid Arthur. None of the princes named Arthur ever made it to the throne.
Roy Al Windsor
Another bad luck name but I’m hoping they’ll choose it: Richard.
How about, Mo Ji for:
A ‘second’ for the Once and Future ‘Wart’.
Trayvon Barrack Muhammad...panders to just about everyone. However George Washington Wales would have a nice ring to it.
It will probably have a name from Diana somewhere thrown in the long list of titles the kid will get...
I knew I could count on a fellow FReeper to join in.
(The King Formerly Known As "Prince")
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