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Dem Says Abortion Clinic Regs ‘Too Stringent’
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Sep 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/14/2013 10:15:28 AM PDT by John Semmens

Virginia’s Democratic gubernatorial candidate Terry McAuliffe issued a campaign promise to exempt existing abortion clinics from state health and safety standards. The promise came amid concerns that inability to meet minimum health and safety standards could lead to the closure of all the state’s abortion providers.

“The notion that these clinics need to be as pristine as a hospital is flawed thinking,” McAuliffe said. “Given the objective being served I think the standards applicable to a waste disposal facility would be more appropriate.”

McAuliffe dismissed contentions that any unilateral actions he might take to absolve clinics from observing the law would be beyond his power as Governor. “As the state’s chief executive I could, like President Obama has done, use discretion in determining which laws would be enforced,” McAuliffe asserted. “And should there be any slip-ups at a lower level I could always use my authority to pardon any lawbreakers.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/09/14/dem-says-abortion-clinic-regs-too-stringent/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion; democrats; prolife; satire; terrymcauliffe; va; virginia

1 posted on 09/14/2013 10:15:28 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
“Given the objective being served I think the standards applicable to a waste disposal facility would be more appropriate.”

Terry McAuliffe revealed - please Virginia, do not elect this evil man.

2 posted on 09/14/2013 10:34:36 AM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: Menehune56

“the standards applicable to a waste disposal facility would be more appropriate”

Unbelievably evil. Not only that the thought was in his head but that he felt comfortable enough saying it.

Abortions=waste disposal,,,dumping of unwanted babies.


3 posted on 09/14/2013 10:35:56 AM PDT by austinaero
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To: John Semmens

Yeah, that’s right...being pro-women by de-regulating abortion mills so they get care from guys like Goslin, right, McAwful?
VA women, wake the hell UP!!!!


4 posted on 09/14/2013 10:40:33 AM PDT by matginzac
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To: Menehune56; austinaero

I believe that this is satire. (Note that the link says ‘Semi-News/Semi-Satire’)

I would hope that McAuliffe was not that stupid or evil to say such a thing, however, given the lowering of so many moral values, it is not out of the realm of possibilities sadly.


5 posted on 09/14/2013 10:55:42 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was lost but now I'm found; blind but now I see.)
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To: John Semmens

6 posted on 09/14/2013 11:05:13 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (The best War on Terror News is at rantburg.com)
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To: RangerM

ping for later


7 posted on 09/14/2013 11:46:47 AM PDT by RangerM
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To: John Semmens
You got me again, John.

Your satire reads so close to real news that I have to check the source every time

8 posted on 09/14/2013 11:51:52 AM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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