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Kerry Commits Another Gaffe [Satire]
Big Hairy News ^ | October 8, 2013 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 10/08/2013 4:29:46 PM PDT by WXRGina

BALI, Indonesia (BHN) - U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry was caught in another embarrassing gaffe Tuesday, as he joined international leaders at an Asian economic summit.

Taking the tradition of dressing in Oriental fashion for the summit perhaps a little too far, Kerry appeared squinting his eyes and wearing fake buck teeth and thick glasses. Several Asian leaders were noticeably offended at Kerry's repeatedly saying, "Me no speak Engrish," and "Me ruv you rong time."

White House spokesman Jay Carney apologized for Kerry's performance, saying he misunderstood the theme.

Since taking the position, Kerry has committed a series of gaffes, including inadvertently guaranteeing the continued regime of Syria's Bashar Assad.


Sec. of State Kerry: "Me ruv you rong time."


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1 posted on 10/08/2013 4:29:46 PM PDT by WXRGina
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To: WXRGina

Kerry goes to a masquerade as Alan Greenspan in Andrea’s dress.


2 posted on 10/08/2013 4:31:52 PM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Is John's moustache long enough YET?)
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To: Paine in the Neck

AIEEEEEE!!! The horror!


3 posted on 10/08/2013 4:35:03 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina
White House spokesman Jay Carney apologized for Kerry's performance

That makes it unbelievable. Carney would never apologize. Carney would deny Kerry dressed up and in fact dressing up was taken by our Asian friends as a great honor.

4 posted on 10/08/2013 4:36:19 PM PDT by DManA (.)
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To: DManA

Then there’s that...


5 posted on 10/08/2013 4:41:27 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: DManA

Kerry has seen one too many Jerry Lewis movies.


6 posted on 10/08/2013 9:35:24 PM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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