If you like your Globull Warming, you can KEEP your Globull Warming, PERIOD.
Posted on 01/12/2014 9:20:46 AM PST by John Semmens
Recent cold weather that has hit large swaths of the country with arctic temperatures has got the proponents of man made global warming scrambling for a plausible narrative.
President Obama warned Americans “whose pipes are frozen, whose cars won’t start, and whose faces get frost bitten on a five minute trip outside in sub-zero temperatures should not be fooled by your own experiences of extreme cold weather over the past week into disbelieving what I’ve been telling you about the dangers of global warming. Every scientist I’ve been listening to assures me that the threat of global warming is dire and that it is imperative that Government take a leading role in suppressing it.”
Representative Peter DeFazio (D-Ore) urged “even more extreme measures be undertaken to combat this very real threat to our existence. Climate change deniers are blathering idiots who would crassly use freezing weather to derail all our efforts to deal with this problem.”
De Fazio also insists that “we shouldn’t smugly assume that compelling anti-global warming behavior in America will be sufficient. After all, it is global warming that’s the problem. We need a global solution.” The representative suggested that “we should use our considerable military might to force other countries to take the anti-warming steps we have determined are needed.”
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God gave us winter as sort of a reminder about “global warming”. LOL!
Any one know what played out in Antarctica with respect (not really) to the coast guard rescue mission to free the ice bound global warming taxi.?
If you like your Globull Warming, you can KEEP your Globull Warming, PERIOD.
Beware, expletives not deleted...but still funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8hGIF9FljM
Didn’t get me this time. HA! My laughter started before the click.
Ah yes, Al Gore’s Global Warming. It is so warm that people are freezing to death.
Wasn’t there a line in the song “Old Susana” that went something like......”the sun so hot I froze to death, Susana don’t you cry.”
Thanks for insight, John. :)
is there some satire in there somewhere?
***Every scientist I’ve been listening to assures me that the threat of global warming is dire and that it is imperative that Government take a leading role in suppressing it.***
Mr President, that’s because the scientists have gotten fat off tax money without having to produce any results. I’ll tell you exactly what will happen in the year 2050 if you pay me enough. I know, you have to act like you care because these BS artists all voted for you.
Tag!
Yer it!
“Every scientist I’ve been listening to assures me that the threat of global warming is dire and that it is imperative that Government take a leading role in suppressing it.”
Massive ignorance on display.
lol.
Oh give me a home, where the penguins roam
and the eco-nuts gets trapped all summer
where frost quakes are heard,
and the sky is not cloudy all day
Home, home on the tundra
Keynesian economists and global warming climatologists. Different tribes, same sickness.
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