Skip to comments.The Secrets to Michelle Obama’s “Signature Look”
Posted on 01/16/2014 8:21:47 AM PST by NOBO2012
Since Lady M is back from her me-time with the girls and looking all refreshed and foxy all without any of my special effects:
Since shes doing so well without me I decided to hang out here at the Sundance Festival until Im needed back at the Big White for The Party of the half-century this Saturday. So I took the opportunity to catch up on my email. Look at this fascinating message I found in my inbox:
I thought you may be interested in this graphic that celebrates our fashionable First Lady Michelle Obama, in honor of her upcoming 50th birthday this week.
The dynamic infographic includes fashion highlights from Michelle's reign as FLOTUS so far, tributes to other stylish First Ladies that came before her, and easy steps the everyday woman can take to get Michelle's signature style for cheap.
My first thought of course was: have these people ever even visited my website? Obviously not. Butt nevertheless, theyve put a lot of work into this effort and it occurred to me: could there be a better way to honor Lady Ms first, historic, mid-century birthday than to mark it with a retrospective of her historic frocks, boobbelts, squirt flowers, shower curtains and mini-me cardigans? I didnt think so either. THEN, on top of all that, they threw in a FLOTUS vs Ann Romney Throwdown,!!! All of a sudden, this feature turned into a big f-ing deal!!!
Dont quit till you get to the very end, because following the 5 Steps to Get the Michelle Obama Look For Less is my exclusive poll: The Most Important Secret to Lady M's Signature Look Is.
Youre gonna see all of the uh ASSets that made Lady M the Fashion Icon and Busy Mom the whole planet had been waiting for! Ive cut and cropped some of the more important parts of the pitch for you. Butt if you want to see the whole shebang, including the special effects, you can find it here. Just be sure to come back to vote!
I feel compelled to mention, this is legit - which is what makes it so special as they say, you cant make this stuff up. Well, unless youre me.
The Evolution of a Fashion Icon and Busy Mom :
I really should have released my paper doll edition of these classics.
The Throwdown Who will Win???:
Hint: the white wife lost
Lady M is Money in the Bank:
Can You Fill Lady Ms Shoes???:
Finally, 5 Steps to Get the Michelle Obama Look for Less:
(which is the whole point of the outletshoppers.com MO promotion)
And while all these retrospectives are nice, I just need to point out that we cant rest on our past laurels.
Even Lady M has acknowledged that she's always felt that her life is ever-evolving and she doesn't have the right to just sit on my talents or blessings.
As we all know, MO has talents and blessings to spare
Butt credit where credit is due: the people who put this great piece together have sooo captured Lady Ms signature styles. Which one do you think is her primary signature look? Lets find out:
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
A belt sander, a bucket of filler putty, and a trowel.
I predict a short life for this thread.
Her ‘signature’ style?
Well, I’d say that no MO look is complete without her malicious, toxic scowl and that 800 pound chip on her shoulder.
She wears them with everything!
I'd better get this in, before it's pulled:
I'm sick to death of seeing this truly physically ugly, woman in any context.
If these imposters were not in the White House, I would never even have heard of them. And if they were not black, they never would have made it into the White House.
And, excuse me, but statistically, being "black" really isn't a selling point.
So how about we start looking at performance, not color, to evaluate the person? And, I know the fawning leftist media has even gone so far as to call her "beautiful", but back when I knew folks in 4H, there were even some who regarded their prize pig as "beautiful."
So I guess it's all about preference.
she is a delicate flower isn’t she?
Bruce Banner: "That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry."
ha!... i would like to see pics of her before she was first lady... before her husband was ever running for President... that will tell you all about her style... i do not believe that the style she has now is her own... it has been given to her by her handlers... her personal stylists... so phony! (not that her current style is anything to boast about... it is mostly ridiculous)...
Laura Bush and Barbara Bush pretty much kept their “style” the same when they came into the White House... they were who they always were... not stylish, but lovely... the last first lady who really did come in with her own sense of style was Nancy Reagan...
The 2 photos in that post (#8) weren’t about what she was wearing. It was about the bizarre way she was standing on stage, at 2 different Summit events.
She needs to wear a large garbage bag over her head before I would approve of anything she wears
Boob belts, freebie clothing from leftist designers... and an irrational hate of white people... what a first lady.
i know... i was just commenting on her fashion sense since that is what the article is about... i said, “HA!” about her awkward stances... she always comes across as awkward... out of place...
You are correct... and she is typical of chitown radicals.
So true, Chicago in particular, and country wide in general.
whatever “signature look” is should be hidden because it’s visual abuse!
Gotta check on this one later to see if it survived
It's a crop of this one.
Michelle Obama Joint Armed Forces Officers' Wives' Luncheon pt.1:
After going back to look again, it’s obviously not the same photo. Got it mixed up with that other one.
Ugly is ugly by any name, or picture frame, or image found on Google.
I know the real secret! It’s the Sasquatch gene in her DNA!
I get more crunches in just laffing my a$$ off at you guys. OMG, I am dyin!! Somebody owes me a new keyboard and monitor.
I’m gonna puke. And I’m gonna have nightmares!
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