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The Secrets to Michelle Obama’s “Signature Look”
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-16-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/16/2014 8:21:47 AM PST by NOBO2012

Since Lady M is back from her “me-time” with the girls and looking all “refreshed” and foxy – all without any of my special effects:

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Since she’s doing so well without me I decided to hang out here at the Sundance Festival until I’m needed back at the Big White for “The Party” of the half-century this Saturday. So I took the opportunity to catch up on my email. Look at this fascinating message I found in my inbox:

Hi MOTUS,
I thought you may be interested in this graphic that celebrates our fashionable First Lady Michelle Obama, in honor of her upcoming 50th birthday this week.

The dynamic infographic includes fashion highlights from Michelle's reign as FLOTUS so far, tributes to other stylish First Ladies that came before her, and easy steps the everyday woman can take to get Michelle's signature style for cheap.

My first thought of course was: have these people ever even visited my website? Obviously not. Butt nevertheless, they’ve put a lot of work into this effort and it occurred to me: could there be a better way to honor Lady M’s first, historic, mid-century birthday than to mark it with a retrospective of her historic frocks, boobbelts, squirt flowers, shower curtains and mini-me cardigans? I didn’t think so either. THEN, on top of all that, they threw in a “FLOTUS vs Ann Romney Throwdown,”!!! All of a sudden, this feature turned into a big f-ing deal!!!

Don’t quit ‘till you get to the very end, because following the “5 Steps to Get the Michelle Obama Look For Less” is my exclusive poll: “The Most Important Secret to Lady M's Signature Look Is.”

You’re gonna’ see all of the uh… ASSets that made Lady M the “Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ the whole planet had been waiting for! I’ve cut and cropped some of the more important parts of the pitch for you. Butt if you want to see the whole shebang, including the special effects, you can find it here. Just be sure to come back to vote!

I feel compelled to mention, this is legit - which is what makes it so special – as they say, you can’t make this stuff up. Well, unless you’re me.Embarrassed smile

The Intro:

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The Evolution of a Fashion Icon and Busy Mom ™:

2 I really should have released my paper doll edition of these classics.

The Throwdown – Who will Win???:

3Hint: the white wife lost

Lady M is Money in the Bank:

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Can You Fill Lady M’s Shoes???:

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Finally, 5 Steps to Get the Michelle Obama Look for Less:

(which is the whole point of the outletshoppers.com MO promotion)

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And while all these retrospectives are nice, I just need to point out that we can’t rest on our past laurels.

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Even Lady M has acknowledged that she's always felt that her life is ‘ever-evolving’ and she doesn't have the right to ‘just sit on my talents or blessings.””

Screenshot Studio capture #1626As we all know, MO has talents and blessings to spare

Butt credit where credit is due: the people who put this great piece together have sooo captured Lady M’s signature styles. Which one do you think is her primary signature look? Let’s find out:

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bho44; fashion; flotusmichelle; michelle; obama

1 posted on 01/16/2014 8:21:47 AM PST by NOBO2012
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3 posted on 01/16/2014 8:29:23 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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5 posted on 01/16/2014 8:29:40 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: NOBO2012
The Secrets to Michelle Obama’s “Signature Look”

A belt sander, a bucket of filler putty, and a trowel.

6 posted on 01/16/2014 8:30:00 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Alex Murphy

I predict a short life for this thread.


7 posted on 01/16/2014 8:30:36 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: NOBO2012
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8 posted on 01/16/2014 8:30:48 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: NOBO2012

Her ‘signature’ style?

Well, I’d say that no MO look is complete without her malicious, toxic scowl and that 800 pound chip on her shoulder.

She wears them with everything!


9 posted on 01/16/2014 8:32:10 AM PST by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: MrB
I predict a short life for this thread.

I'd better get this in, before it's pulled:


10 posted on 01/16/2014 8:32:38 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: NOBO2012
I really could care less about anything pertaining to this ridiculous excuse of a human being.

I'm sick to death of seeing this truly physically ugly, woman in any context.

If these imposters were not in the White House, I would never even have heard of them. And if they were not black, they never would have made it into the White House.

And, excuse me, but statistically, being "black" really isn't a selling point.

So how about we start looking at performance, not color, to evaluate the person? And, I know the fawning leftist media has even gone so far as to call her "beautiful", but back when I knew folks in 4H, there were even some who regarded their prize pig as "beautiful."

So I guess it's all about preference.

11 posted on 01/16/2014 8:32:38 AM PST by LouAvul (In a state of disbelief as to how liberals destroyed America in a mere 40 years.)
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12 posted on 01/16/2014 8:32:51 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

she is a delicate flower isn’t she?


13 posted on 01/16/2014 8:34:23 AM PST by V_TWIN
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16 posted on 01/16/2014 8:34:54 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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17 posted on 01/16/2014 8:36:05 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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18 posted on 01/16/2014 8:36:18 AM PST by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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To: NOBO2012
The real secret to her signature "look", quoted from The Avengers.

Bruce Banner: "That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry."

19 posted on 01/16/2014 8:39:20 AM PST by Rinnwald
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To: ETL

ha!... i would like to see pics of her before she was first lady... before her husband was ever running for President... that will tell you all about her style... i do not believe that the style she has now is her own... it has been given to her by her handlers... her personal stylists... so phony! (not that her current style is anything to boast about... it is mostly ridiculous)...


20 posted on 01/16/2014 8:54:20 AM PST by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: NOBO2012
Its all about the MOVES


21 posted on 01/16/2014 8:58:21 AM PST by PGR88
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To: Alex Murphy

Laura Bush and Barbara Bush pretty much kept their “style” the same when they came into the White House... they were who they always were... not stylish, but lovely... the last first lady who really did come in with her own sense of style was Nancy Reagan...


22 posted on 01/16/2014 8:58:50 AM PST by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: latina4dubya

The 2 photos in that post (#8) weren’t about what she was wearing. It was about the bizarre way she was standing on stage, at 2 different Summit events.


23 posted on 01/16/2014 8:59:31 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Rinnwald

She needs to wear a large garbage bag over her head before I would approve of anything she wears


24 posted on 01/16/2014 9:00:19 AM PST by DaveA37
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To: latina4dubya

Boob belts, freebie clothing from leftist designers... and an irrational hate of white people... what a first lady.


25 posted on 01/16/2014 9:01:02 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: LibLieSlayer
She is ugly from within to begin with....nasty, hateful, greedy, jealous and vengeful, and it's reflected on her face and in her body language. This bit*ch should be most remembered for her famous comment, “all this for a flag.” Everything else about her is unimportant, except when we drag her sorry azz our of our White House, along with her faux “husband” obozo.
26 posted on 01/16/2014 9:24:59 AM PST by itssme
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To: ETL

i know... i was just commenting on her fashion sense since that is what the article is about... i said, “HA!” about her awkward stances... she always comes across as awkward... out of place...


27 posted on 01/16/2014 9:28:04 AM PST by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: itssme

You are correct... and she is typical of chitown radicals.


28 posted on 01/16/2014 9:30:19 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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29 posted on 01/16/2014 9:33:23 AM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: LibLieSlayer

So true, Chicago in particular, and country wide in general.


30 posted on 01/16/2014 9:35:59 AM PST by itssme
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To: NOBO2012
Boob Belts did this:


31 posted on 01/16/2014 9:38:27 AM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: ETL

whatever “signature look” is should be hidden because it’s visual abuse!


32 posted on 01/16/2014 9:41:37 AM PST by dalereed
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To: MrB

Gotta check on this one later to see if it survived


33 posted on 01/16/2014 9:42:38 AM PST by digger48
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34 posted on 01/16/2014 9:43:17 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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35 posted on 01/16/2014 9:47:45 AM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Slyfox
And that photo wasn't photoshopped.

It's a crop of this one.


36 posted on 01/16/2014 9:51:20 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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Just made these 2 screen caps from a YouTube video of her at the Joint Armed Forces gathering.

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Michelle Obama Joint Armed Forces Officers' Wives' Luncheon pt.1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26mIprrdmXU

37 posted on 01/16/2014 10:04:05 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Slyfox

After going back to look again, it’s obviously not the same photo. Got it mixed up with that other one.


38 posted on 01/16/2014 10:12:48 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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39 posted on 01/16/2014 10:15:38 AM PST by bkopto (Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free.)
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To: NOBO2012
To test the media's contention that Michelle Obama is the new Jackie Onassis when it comes to fashion, I decided to try one of Michelle's fashion statements on Ms. Onassis. Results follow:


40 posted on 01/16/2014 10:20:44 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: NOBO2012
The Secrets to Michelle Obama’s “Signature Look”


41 posted on 01/16/2014 10:31:55 AM PST by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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To: ETL

Ugly is ugly by any name, or picture frame, or image found on Google.


42 posted on 01/16/2014 11:06:50 AM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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43 posted on 01/16/2014 11:13:44 AM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: pepsi_junkie
Can't wait for the day when you can click on an image like that and have the real thing instantly produced for you. Sort of like a futuristic internet version of the auto-mat machines they had at Horn & Hardart, where you pushed a button to get whatever food you wanted. Of course the food was pre-made in that case.


44 posted on 01/16/2014 11:36:27 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: NOBO2012

I know the real secret! It’s the Sasquatch gene in her DNA!


45 posted on 01/16/2014 11:44:39 AM PST by Circle_Hook
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To: NOBO2012

I get more crunches in just laffing my a$$ off at you guys. OMG, I am dyin!! Somebody owes me a new keyboard and monitor.


46 posted on 01/16/2014 1:22:58 PM PST by SgtHooper (If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.)
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To: NOBO2012

I’m gonna puke. And I’m gonna have nightmares!


47 posted on 01/16/2014 6:49:51 PM PST by ilovesarah2012
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