Skip to comments.Happy Birthday MO! There's NO way to thank you for all you’ve done!
Posted on 01/19/2014 8:32:45 AM PST by NOBO2012
Happy Birthday card from AARP: Best wishes and sincere thanks for all youve done for us!
Youve probably noticed: the photo embargo, backed by the full faith, credit and retaliatory power of the U.S. government, was in full force for Lady Ms big, historic, Fab Fifty bash last night. So its unlikely that you will see much of the actual party that you paid for.
The photo-Gestapo gendarmes were out in full force. As of this morning they had
confiscated detained over 350 cameras and smartphones that will be scanned for data by the NSA before and if they are returned to their rightful owners. Hopefully that will prevent a recurrence of the release of embarrassing photos like those that emerged of last years celebrity studded inaugural after-party at the Big White. (See the end of yesterdays post for an example of one of those embarrassing pictures).
Heres a sampling from last years affairs de state of the type of photos that appear on the innertubes if you just let anyone snap them: (more can be seen here)
John Mayer and Katy Perry (aka the Walking Dead) at the White House after-party with Manuela Testolini, left, and India and Eric Benet right.
Lady Gaga in the White House should be considered embarrassing if itself, butt performing with Tony Bennett seems to make it somehow worse.
Overhead shot of Lady M dancing to Beyonce's Single Ladies with India Benet
So I think you can see the wisdom behind the photo bomb ban. Aside from that little wrinkle though, the Sips, Chips and Dips with Obamas Cripps 50th birthday bash was a huge success! We did run out of Cristal early on because Jay-z was pouring it all over place:
No problem; we just broke out the Dom and kept rollin along.
As you know, Big Guy gave MO an early birthday present that included an extra 10 day vacation in Hawaii [ed. and some new cheeks and eyebrows],
and followed that up by throwing last nights really, really big party with everyone whos anyone (or anyone who made a generous contribution to our Organizing for the Transformation of America effort).
Because I know youve been wondering what you gave Lady M for her birthday - and because youre going to be asked to chip in to cover its cost later - I got her to pose with it for you. And its the perfect gift because, as MO told People magazine: "Women should have the freedom to do whatever they need to do to feel good about themselves."
The American Express Card Black Card: because membership has its privileges: in this case no credit limits and no expiration date.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
No way to thank me? Get your husband to resign, that’s how.
Does that bobby pin sticking in the middle of her hairpiece bother anyone else? She is supposed to be a role model for millions. Why can’t her people keep her from looking stupid?
May she become as beautiful as the years-go-past painted portrait of Dorian Gray!!!
Maybe they'll get Her Royal Large-Hind-ass a treadmill.
Michelle Obama's invitations caused a little controversy last week when it was revealed they said only drinks and light snacks would be served.
"The food choices didn't appear to bother any of those who went. They mostly wanted to talk about how great the 50-year-old first lady looked, and how much in love President Obama is with his wife.
"Guests said Michelle Obama wore red and black, and looked stunning."
I’ve seen better eyebrows applied with a paint roller.
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