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Happy Birthday MO! There's NO way to thank you for all you’ve done!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-19-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/19/2014 8:32:45 AM PST by NOBO2012

AARP coverHappy Birthday card from AARP: Best wishes and sincere thanks for all you’ve done for us!

You’ve probably noticed: the photo embargo, backed by the full faith, credit and retaliatory power of the U.S. government, was in full force for Lady M’s big, historic, Fab Fifty bash last night. So it’s unlikely that you will see much of the actual party that you paid for.

The photo-Gestapo gendarmes were out in full force. As of this morning they had confiscated “detained” over 350 cameras and smartphones that will be scanned for data by the NSA before and if they are returned to their rightful owners. Hopefully that will  prevent a recurrence of the release of embarrassing photos like those that emerged of last year’s celebrity studded inaugural after-party at the Big White. (See the end of yesterday’s post for an example of one of those embarrassing pictures).

Here’s a sampling from last year’s affairs de state of the type of photos that appear on the innertubes if you just let anyone snap them: (more can be seen here)

walking dead John Mayer and Katy Perry (aka the Walking Dead) at the White House after-party with Manuela Testolini, left, and India and Eric Benet right.


gaga bennett Lady Gaga in the White House should be considered embarrassing if itself, butt performing with Tony Bennett seems to make it somehow worse.

mo with india benetOverhead shot of Lady M dancing to Beyonce's Single Ladies with India Benet

So I think you can see the wisdom behind the photo bomb ban. Aside from that little wrinkle though, the “Sips, Chips and Dips with Obama’s Cripps” 50th birthday bash was a huge success! We did run out of Cristal early on because Jay-z was pouring it all over place:

jay z popping the cristal

No problem; we just broke out the Dom and kept rollin’ along.

mo drinking wine

As you know, Big Guy gave MO an early birthday present that included an extra 10 day vacation in Hawaii [ed. and some new cheeks and eyebrows],

Screenshot Studio capture #1635

and followed that up by throwing last night’s really, really big party with everyone who’s anyone (or anyone who made a generous contribution to our Organizing for the Transformation of America effort).

Because I know you’ve been wondering what you gave Lady M for her birthday - and because you’re going to be asked to chip in to cover its cost  later -  I got her to pose with it for you. And it’s the perfect gift because, as MO told People magazine: "Women should have the freedom to do whatever they need to do to feel good about themselves."

Lady M-Black AMEX Card copyThe American Express Card Black Card: because membership has its privileges: in this case no credit limits and no expiration date.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: beyonce; elitists; flotusmichelle; happybirthday; hollywood; jayz; michelle; obama; seniors

1 posted on 01/19/2014 8:32:45 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

No way to thank me? Get your husband to resign, that’s how.


2 posted on 01/19/2014 8:39:24 AM PST by svcw (Not 'hope and change' but 'dopes in chains')
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3 posted on 01/19/2014 8:46:02 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
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To: NOBO2012
     
 

THIS SPACE
FOR RENT

 
     

4 posted on 01/19/2014 8:52:30 AM PST by mikrofon (BOtoxic)
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To: mikrofon

Does that bobby pin sticking in the middle of her hairpiece bother anyone else? She is supposed to be a role model for millions. Why can’t her people keep her from looking stupid?


5 posted on 01/19/2014 9:01:28 AM PST by KYGrandma (The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home.....)
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6 posted on 01/19/2014 9:04:13 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: NOBO2012

May she become as beautiful as the years-go-past painted portrait of Dorian Gray!!!


7 posted on 01/19/2014 10:25:51 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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To: NOBO2012
Did you say Flab Fifty bash last night?

Maybe they'll get Her Royal Large-Hind-ass a treadmill.

8 posted on 01/19/2014 10:32:26 AM PST by laweeks
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To: NOBO2012
Major MSM barf alert:

Michelle Obama's invitations caused a little controversy last week when it was revealed they said only drinks and light snacks would be served.

"The food choices didn't appear to bother any of those who went. They mostly wanted to talk about how great the 50-year-old first lady looked, and how much in love President Obama is with his wife.

"Guests said Michelle Obama wore red and black, and looked stunning."

9 posted on 01/19/2014 10:38:26 AM PST by nascarnation (I'm hiring Jack Palladino to investigate Baraq's golf scores.)
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To: NOBO2012

I’ve seen better eyebrows applied with a paint roller.


10 posted on 01/19/2014 11:27:51 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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