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DUmmie FUnnies 04-12-14 ("Breaking: BLM backing down on Bundy ranch stand-off")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 12, 2014 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/12/2014 7:19:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The KOmmies are now in a state of deep depression because a free citizen David made the big government Goliath back down. Here is the THREAD, where their gloom is on full display, "Breaking: BLM backing down on Bundy ranch stand-off." A few of the KOmmies early on took some solace from the fact that the government had confiscated Cliven Bundy's cattle. Hee! Hee! Of course that was BEFORE they found out that the BLM cave was complete and all his cattle is being returned. So what was the reason for the BLM standing down so quickly and completely? Part of it has to do with the Second Amendment since in the USA, unlike in Venezuela where government thugs ride around on motorcycles and shoot citizens without a fear of response, just the fact that citizens have the right to bear arms puts a check on the federal government power grabs. However, I think ultimately the complete BLM cave had to do with Harry Reid not wanting the light to continue shining on the fact that he conspired with the Chinese to build a solar factory on the desert tortoise preserve land that Bundy's cattle was grazing on. After all, Reid's former aide now heads the BLM and was making that land grab to enrich Boss Harry. Unfortunately all the publicity caused Boss Harry to panic over being exposed so the stand down was ordered...pronto. And when Cliven Bundy continued to demand the return of his cattle, Boss Harry ordered BLM via his flunkie to cave on that too. Anyhow all this has put the KOmmies into a big funk so let us now watch them moan over this turn of events in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, lighting candles for all those desert tortoises that the feds killed in order to protect them, is in the [brackets]:

Breaking: BLM backing down on Bundy ranch stand-off.

[Harry wept.]

The dispute between the Bureau of Land Management, and a Nevada rancher who has failed to pay grazing fees for use of public land under BLM management (well covered in diaries here and here appears to be coming to an end.

[A David vs Goliath ending.]

The Bureau of Land Management has announced it will stop the roundup of cattle owned by rancher Cliven Bundy. The BLM says the animals have been illegally grazing on public lands for 20 years. The BLM made the announcement Saturday morning,

[Break out your hankies, KOmmies!]

According to sources, the BLM wants to proceed with the sale of the cattle already gathered during the roundup but is reportedly willing to share the revenue from the sale with Bundy. Sheriff Gillespie has been negotiating with Bundy behind the scenes for months reached a tentative agreement Friday night, though Bundy insisted the sheriff come to his ranch to finalize the arrangement face-to-face.

[I'm picturing the Bundy ranch as the U.S.S. Missouri with the BLM as the surrendering Japanese.]

“Based on information about conditions on the ground, and in consultation with law enforcement, we have made a decision to conclude the cattle gather because of our serious concern about the safety of employees and members of the public,” BLM director Neil Kornze said.

[Neil Kornze aka Harry Reid's former aide and current flunkie.]

And now Bundy is really feeling his oats:

Rancher Cliven Bundy demanded of sheriff Doug Gillespie that all narional park service employees working on the cattle roundup operation be disarmed before 10:45 a.m. He gave Gillespie one hour to comply, and added for the firearms to be brought to him. The demand comes on the heels of the Bureau of Land Management pulling the plug on the roundup due to safety concerns.

[LOL! You gotta love that Cliven Bundy. BLM must surrender AND bend over and grab their ankles...NOW! And now to the deeply depressed KOmmies...]

Effectively, the United States has ceded sovereignty over that area to Bundy and a bunch of armed, right-wing lunatics.

[IOW, Harry Reid panicked about his Chinese solar factory/BLM deal being exposed.]

If they do end up selling of his cattle he doesn't exactly come out a total winner on this. It will be interesting to see what the final negotiation is when they announce it.

[The final negotiation was a complete CAVE by BLM. Cliven Bundy gets his cattle back. You may now reach for your L-pill.]

They should definitely share the revenue from the sale of the cattle with Bundy. First they should deduct the expense of rounding up and selling the cattle. Then the remainder should go into an account in Bundy's name. The account could then be frozen and seized to pay the grazing fees that Bundy owes.

[This KOmmie is due to put his head in a plastic bag when he finds out the BLM returned Bundy's cattle. Hee! Hee!]

My guess is they'll have to truck these critters off a few hundred miles -- possibly out of state -- before they'll find some place where people will be inclined to buy them. I'd say 99% chance no one at a local auction would raise a finger to bid on them and leave the BLM high and dry. Will be interesting to see.

[Will be interesting to see your suicide note when you find out what REALLY happened. Hee! Hee!]

He is losing his privilege. In fact, I think I read somewhere that no grazing is allowed on that land anymore.

[After you find out what happens, you will be ready for your lobotomy to ease the depression.]

By not removing the cattle, the BLM is in contravention of the Endangered Species Act and several court orders. Two endangered species are being threatened. Do we just write them off because of what Bundy wants? Why bother trying to protect anything then?

[The Desert Tortoises were so endangered that the Feds had to kill them.]

The government can come back later... and arrest him for obstruction of justice or menacing. Wait for that guy's guard to go down.

[Somehow I don't think Harry Reid wants back into the spotlight on his BLM grazing land scheme.]

These f*cking wingnut teabaggers are pretty much on the verge of armed insurrection. A massive show of force by the government would have been more appropriate. They can't be allowed to attempt to violently overthrow the lawfully established government. If a few wingnuts get killed-so what?

[ALL must be absorbed by the Liberal Borg!]

Hope the IRS nails him

[Paging Lois Lerner!]

I could probably understand this decision... if 2 weeks from now I read an article that a couple hundred militia members who were present in Nevada were arrested at their homes in umpteen different states and charged with interfering with law enforcement. Since that is probably a felony, they could also be charged with using a firearm during the commision of a felony.

[Won't happen. Harry Reid wants the spotlight OFF his solar factory land scheme.]

The BLM just surrendered up 100 of the guy's cattle that they had rounded up. As far as anyone can tell, the reason they did this is because an armed mob was threatening them.

[Thank you for making a great case for the Second Amendment.]

He's demanding the feds disarm, and his armed supporters are heading out to "free" his cattle.

[Hate to break it to you but his cattle WERE freed.]

This is really pissing me off. How dare these treasonous thugs be allowed to threaten the U.S. government? I don't care about Waco. F*ck them! It's time to send in the cavalry and place these traitors under arrest and shoot anybody who refuses to surrender. Damn. How. Dare. They?

[KOmmie Little Lulu is certainly an angry little collectivist.]

Wait... They released the cattle they HAD rounded up? W. T. F.

[A KOmmie awakens to some really SAD reality. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

Interesting the BLM backed down after the rumors of Harry Reid and/or friends being involved in some kind of "house of cards" style deal to build solar farms on the land hit the RW tubes. I have no idea what the rumors are really about or if there is any truth to them. But the timing is interesting.

[A Kewpie Doll is awarded to this KOmmie for have a brief moment of mental clarity!]

This makes me so angry I can barely articulate it. I think they should just shoot the cattle where they stand on public land. Let Bundy watch his herd get butchered for his recalcitrance. Also- send in more armed federal agents. This man is stealing, and defying the will of law. And these ignorant fool militias are abetting that.

[An L-pill will ease your mental anguish.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blm; bundy; clivenbundy; harryreid; neilkornze; nevada
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And the DUmmies are just as DEPRESSED as the KOmmies.
1 posted on 04/12/2014 7:19:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 04/12/2014 7:20:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (ObamaCare unsubsidized PAID Enrollment Prediction: 66,666)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think the BLM should ban smoking for all cattle...


3 posted on 04/12/2014 7:22:46 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill ..We WIll Remember Bunkerville!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Nice pic of Rustler Reid.


4 posted on 04/12/2014 7:25:04 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: PJ-Comix
"..all his cattle is being returned."

Including the ones dead from Helicopter Cowboy harassment?

5 posted on 04/12/2014 7:26:27 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: PJ-Comix
Interesting the BLM backed down after the rumors of Harry Reid and/or friends being involved in some kind of "house of cards" style deal to build solar farms on the land hit the RW tubes. I have no idea what the rumors are really about or if there is any truth to them. But the timing is interesting.

Lousy Freeper Troll.

6 posted on 04/12/2014 7:26:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s depressing so many can be on the side of thug-like government.


7 posted on 04/12/2014 7:26:44 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: MNDude

They want to be the thugs.


8 posted on 04/12/2014 7:27:51 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL DUmmies can console themselves with a new TV show about armed thugs overthrowing a legitimate government tomorrow night at 9 eastern on AMC.

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9 posted on 04/12/2014 7:28:05 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: PJ-Comix
They're not called DUmmies for no good reason. This is a good example as to why.
10 posted on 04/12/2014 7:29:09 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow. Liberals really are the enemy. Ok, now we know.


11 posted on 04/12/2014 7:29:31 PM PDT by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: MNDude
My thoughts exactly.

If they could have their way, they'd send anybody who doesn't agree with them to the guillotine.

12 posted on 04/12/2014 7:29:53 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: mountn man

Bunch of good little Chekists.


13 posted on 04/12/2014 7:30:28 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: PJ-Comix

“Stealing”? What’s he stealing? Dried grass and weeds?


14 posted on 04/12/2014 7:30:38 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey DUmmies!

WOLVERINES!

15 posted on 04/12/2014 7:30:44 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Obama's smidgens are coming home to roost.)
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To: stevio

Was there any doubt? Lol!


16 posted on 04/12/2014 7:31:01 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: dfwgator
Why liberals hate heavy metal.

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17 posted on 04/12/2014 7:32:17 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: PJ-Comix



18 posted on 04/12/2014 7:33:16 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: PJ-Comix

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen to them cry! “Shoot the protesters! Shoot them!” I would love to see some of these obese pedophile leftists come out and try it, rather than hiding behind executive branch thugs. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Break out the champagne. This was a big win for freedom, and that is why these dirtbags are so irate.


19 posted on 04/12/2014 7:33:28 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: cripplecreek

I missed the premier episode. Hoping it’s on Hulu.


20 posted on 04/12/2014 7:33:40 PM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: Jane Long

You can watch the whole episode right here. Its running again right now but its more than half over.

http://www.amctv.com/full-episodes/turn/3449427571001/pilot

Its really good. I think AMC hit another home run.


21 posted on 04/12/2014 7:35:40 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought libs are big supporters of PETA..yet they have NO problem with cattle being rounded up and shot by guys with big bad guns


22 posted on 04/12/2014 7:38:25 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmie land is populated with a good many Stalinist.

Does anyone know if Mr. Bundy is a TEA party supporter, or "right wing" activist? I haven't seen anything regarding his politics.

5.56mm

23 posted on 04/12/2014 7:38:32 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: PJ-Comix

The BLM released the cattle after reading the latest EPA report on the dangers of cow farts, as they didn’t want to be responsible for creating a concentration of greenhouse gas that could cause the polar bears to go extinct. Or something.


24 posted on 04/12/2014 7:43:11 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: cripplecreek

Wow. I caught the last of that. And I get to watch it on Amazon Prime for free. Seemed very cool.


25 posted on 04/12/2014 7:48:34 PM PDT by Mercat
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To: cripplecreek

It’s on Amazon Prime for free. I’ll watch it tomorrow. yay


26 posted on 04/12/2014 7:49:52 PM PDT by Mercat
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To: M Kehoe

Mormon. The women take the quite role.


27 posted on 04/12/2014 7:50:53 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: cripplecreek

Great show. Looking forward to tomorrow night. AMC has done it again.


28 posted on 04/12/2014 7:51:56 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Obama's smidgens are coming home to roost.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
shooting wild game to put meat on your table, bad... shooting privately owned animals and letting them rot, good!!!
29 posted on 04/12/2014 7:54:16 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: bigbob

I read that they did a study and the tortoises did a lot better in the habitat with the cows. They didn’t explain why, maybe they eat cow pies.

I took a scientistic survey among my peers. We all agreed that it is due to cowfarts. Cowfarts should be as protected as the tortoise itself.

If you disagree you are a science denier.


30 posted on 04/12/2014 7:54:31 PM PDT by bobo1 (progressives=commies/fascists)
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To: Chode

Perfect way to put it to the loopy libs.


31 posted on 04/12/2014 7:55:50 PM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: cripplecreek

WAAA now.


32 posted on 04/12/2014 7:55:53 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

No doubt the similarities between then and now would be completely lost on the lefties.

They think that arrogance on the part of government is completely justified but ignore the lessons of history. British arrogance of 1776 and thereabouts created the revolution and that continued arrogance was why they lost.


33 posted on 04/12/2014 7:56:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: PJ-Comix
This man is stealing, and defying the will of law.

Tragically, the only law in affect as I type this is Democrat Law.
34 posted on 04/12/2014 7:59:16 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: cripplecreek

DVR’ing the next showing, to watch before episode 2. Thanks ;)


35 posted on 04/12/2014 8:00:16 PM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: cripplecreek

I think that we need to retaliate against England for having foisted that Horse’s Arse of human excrement, Pears or whatever that flaming idiot desired to call himself.

Can we make Jimmy Carter live in England for the next ten years or so? That might make us even.


36 posted on 04/12/2014 8:03:18 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Chode

Ahhhhhhh yes liberal logic..in order to understand liberal logic one must repeatedly smack their heads against the wall


37 posted on 04/12/2014 8:03:50 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: PJ-Comix

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I love it when leftists get their collective panties in a wad over their idol (government) getting bitch-slapped by real, liberty-loving patriots. They get so worked up.

“How. Dare. They.” indeed. Priceless.


38 posted on 04/12/2014 8:04:19 PM PDT by ronnyquest (I spent 20 years in the Army fighting the enemies of liberty only to see marxism elected at home.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Somehow I don't think Harry Reid wants back into the spotlight SEARCHLIGHT on his BLM grazing land scheme"

Fixed

39 posted on 04/12/2014 8:06:11 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: PJ-Comix

What does Piers have to say about this?


40 posted on 04/12/2014 8:06:12 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: PJ-Comix

“We have made a decision to conclude the cattle gather because of our serious concern about the safety of employees FROM members of the public,” BLM director Neil Kornze said.

Corrected it to mirror the actual thinking by the collectivists.


41 posted on 04/12/2014 8:06:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: cripplecreek

You’re exactly right. The lefties just don’t “get it”. They never have.


42 posted on 04/12/2014 8:07:29 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Obama's smidgens are coming home to roost.)
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To: Delta Dawn
"defying the will of law. "

Like the "loving border crossers"?

43 posted on 04/12/2014 8:07:41 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Sarah Barracuda


44 posted on 04/12/2014 8:08:38 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: PJ-Comix

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024813521

LOL. Half the dummies want right wingers shot, the other half whine not enough hate is being directed at police who kill millions of black people every year.

This is insanity and hilarity at its finest!


45 posted on 04/12/2014 8:09:12 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: PJ-Comix

Rory Reid must have been on that thread.


46 posted on 04/12/2014 8:10:43 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: PJ-Comix

Scratch a liberal, find a murderous fascist.


47 posted on 04/12/2014 8:11:11 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: ronnyquest

“How dare they defy the fascists we empowered with our fraudulent votes!”

You get the sense these would be the outraged newspaper readers in Germany the night after the ghetto uprising in 1943.


48 posted on 04/12/2014 8:11:36 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: bobo1
" maybe they eat cow pies."

BINGO!

Moist (cows drinking at water holes and then moving outward before answering Mother Nature's Call) meals abound.

Plus the bovine are not very efficient in grabbing all of the nutrients during alimentary canal passage of forage.

It's a twofer.

49 posted on 04/12/2014 8:11:49 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: bobo1

The tortoises did much better by supplementing their diet with cow patties.

Those that did not were dying much earlier due to lack of protein and osteoporosis.


50 posted on 04/12/2014 8:13:54 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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