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HGTV Drops Show After Learning Of Hosts Deviant Beliefs [Satire]
World News Bureau ^ | May 8, 2014 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 05/08/2014 5:18:25 PM PDT by WXRGina

NEW YORK (WNB) - Home and Garden Television has announced it is cancelling a scheduled show before its premiere after learning of the hosts' "bizarre and deviant" personal beliefs.

The scheduled show, "Flip It Forward," was to feature twin brothers Jason and David Benham helping families make improvements to their homes.

HGTV cancelled the show after a liberal website disclosed the Christian brothers are opposed to the wholesale slaughter of unborn children, believe homosexuality is neither normal nor healthy, and refuse to equate the antichrist religion of Islam to Christianity.

Sources say the network is desperately seeking "twin gay atheist brothers who can pretend to work on houses."



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1 posted on 05/08/2014 5:18:25 PM PDT by WXRGina
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To: WXRGina

There is never tolerance when gays and liberals gain power...


2 posted on 05/08/2014 5:24:13 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: WXRGina

There has become only one permissible position on this issue, and that is to be pro-gay.

No other opinion will be tolerated.


3 posted on 05/08/2014 5:26:00 PM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: WXRGina

I have watched and cringed for years as gays have compared swatches on HGTV... See? I watched, with tolerance... Even as it makes me cringe. I don’t think I’m going to be offered a show anytime soon so I’ll just spew: The intolerant corporate leftists from Mozilla to Coca Cola to HGTV are destroying all vestiges of morality in America.


4 posted on 05/08/2014 5:28:46 PM PDT by HMS Surprise (Chris Christie can STILL go straight to hell.)
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To: HMS Surprise

My wife loves to watch cooking shows on TV, not sure what channel, network, as I don’t watch any TV, but she tells me that those shows have dozens of homos on them which gave her the impression that gays must be a huge segment of the population. She was stunned to learn that they are only about 2 percent.


5 posted on 05/08/2014 5:46:18 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (NRA)
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To: HMS Surprise; 2banana; chris37

We are living in a very dangerous, depraved and dark time. The militant homosexual movement is spearheading a full frontal assault on the rights of Christians—that is their goal, even though they don’t admit it. If they succeed, we will be “outlawed.” Don’t doubt it for a minute. This is NOT about “equality” anything. It’s about silencing Christians and destroying the natural family, subordinating us to the State.


6 posted on 05/08/2014 5:49:21 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Inyo-Mono

Your wife is an example of their successful “programming.” They have waged a HUGE media campaign of creating a false, positive, prolific image of sodomites. It’s working FABULOUSLY.


7 posted on 05/08/2014 5:51:27 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina; F15Eagle
We are living in a very dangerous, depraved and dark time. The militant homosexual movement is spearheading a full frontal assault on the rights of Christians—that is their goal, even though they don’t admit it. If they succeed, we will be “outlawed.” Don’t doubt it for a minute. This is NOT about “equality” anything. It’s about silencing Christians and destroying the natural family, subordinating us to the State.

It is already happening. Christians persecution has gone from subtle, to obvious. The Wall Street Journal wrote today that Obama has "unleashed the Left."

Obama Unleashes the Left - How the government created a federal hunting license for the far left

But you know, I was watching a 40 year old TV broadcast of a Billy Graham sermon.

He said (then) that what Christ preached was that this world system will hate us.

He was right.

John 16:33

"In the world you will have tribulation. But take heart; I have overcome the world."

Graham said that this world system is controlled by Satan - for now. We fight not against flesh and blood. The world system is becoming more and more evil every single day.

I believe we are very close to the End Times.

8 posted on 05/08/2014 6:05:12 PM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: SkyPilot

Yes, I’ve been writing columns about this for several years now—not that anyone listens...


9 posted on 05/08/2014 6:19:06 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina
CHRISTIAN, YOU-WILL-CONFORM!


10 posted on 05/08/2014 6:26:42 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Invasion of the Body Snatchers! AIEEEEE!!!!!

I don’t know the other picture, but it looks like the same thing only different.


11 posted on 05/08/2014 6:39:17 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina

The USA now has it’s own version of the Chinese Red Guards condemning those who do not fall in line with the SODOMITE agenda.


12 posted on 05/08/2014 6:46:46 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: WXRGina

Agreed


13 posted on 05/08/2014 6:50:51 PM PDT by HMS Surprise (Chris Christie can STILL go straight to hell.)
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To: Inyo-Mono

Agreed


14 posted on 05/08/2014 6:52:42 PM PDT by HMS Surprise (Chris Christie can STILL go straight to hell.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Yep. Dark days are ahead.


15 posted on 05/08/2014 7:09:01 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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