President Blames Poor Poll Numbers on Slander

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 May 2014 | John Semmens

[Sivad]

Way too close to authentic stuff these days.

[publius911]

President Blames Poor Poll Numbers on Slander

What?
He and his clowns ran out of race cards?

Desperate times for the poor "Progressives?"

[publius911]

So, even though voters can't vote for me, we can remind them that a vote for any Democrat is, in fact, a vote for my policies.”

Ha ha.
That gave it away.

Obama may be ignorant, but he's not stupid.

[x_plus_one]

The president is a known cocaine abuser and talks like he is in la-la land.

[Peter ODonnell]

Let me try my hand at this satire thing.

“The return of Monica Lewinsky reminds us that a certain kind of person can be in the White House, and indeed, this is now the case. We should not turn our backs on such a person.”

[Terry L Smith]

Dear Queer-in-Charge,

I’ve been watching you from day one.

I am NOT a “GOP” person, nor am I a member of the NRA.

You are just flat messing up, like a little boy, and looking just like that, to the world.

You need to be replaced, period.

[Joe Boucher]

Naaah,
Has nothing to do with his horse crap policies or his marxist philosophies or his hate for America or his islam faith now does it.
Worthless punk ass poser.

[ronnie raygun]

As a child he did not have American experiences that would mold him into a man with a country, ex. has he ever been to a ball game with his father as a child?

[Arrowhead1952]

We need to transform the process and make it simpler. In the meantime, if we can boil the election down to a basic 'yes' or 'no' choice for voters we may be able to navigate through these tough times. So, even though voters can't vote for me, we can remind them that a vote for any Democrat is, in fact, a vote for my policies.”

I know this is satire, but I have an idea for elections. Take the party affiliation OFF the ballot and only be allowed to state what issues a candidate stands for and against. Bet the dims would be in the minority forever. Of course, that will never happen since so many LIVs have to find the (d) for more gubmint handouts.

[urtax$@work]

I was thinking about the recent climb in Obo’s poll numbers too. Wonder if they are using consistent polling data??

[RitaOK]

Stunning, isn’t it? He should be good for 29 points, as GWB suffered, over Iraq. Thx..

[GOPJ]

Obama wants the United States to be North Korea where citizens can be punished for NOT clapping hard enough...

Charming....

So sorry liberal elites - this isn't a hellhole yet... as much as you wish it was.

[Tainan]

Should be sent out on official letter head as a DNC press release.

;)