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Governor Calls Fetal Pain Bill Efforts “Waste of Time” [Satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/24/2014 7:09:37 AM PDT by John Semmens

A push for a special session to consider legislation that would address fetal pain and, thereby, place a limit on abortions was labeled a “waste of time” by West Virginia Governor Earl Ray Tomblin (D).

“As I’ve said before, legislation that would elevate concern for a fetus’s pain above that of a woman’s right to terminate her pregnancy is unconstitutional,” Tomblin reiterated. “The argument that the pain inflicted on the fetus is a violation of the Eighth Amendment’s bar against cruel or unusual punishment is unpersuasive. The Eighth Amendment protects against cruel punishment. The fetus has committed no offense and is not being punished. Therefore, it is not entitled to this protection. Neither is the pain unusual. There have been over 50 million abortions performed since 1973′s Roe vs. Wade Court decision.”

“On a more practical level, the pain inflicted is momentary,” Tomblin added. “Whether the fetus is injected with poison, has its spinal cord severed, or its brain evacuated, death is relatively quick. In contrast, the pain inflicted by an unwanted birth can last decades for the mother and a lifetime for the child. It seems to me that those trying to avert a momentary pain at the cost of one of greater duration are the true proponents of unusual cruelty.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/05/24/kerry-says-obama-administration-most-transparent-and-accountable-in-history/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion; cruel; satire; unusual

1 posted on 05/24/2014 7:09:37 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The aborted child suffers the pain of its temerity to exist.


2 posted on 05/24/2014 7:13:38 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: John Semmens

I read what was in quotes and quickly looked to see “Semi-News/Semi-Satire” and was somewhat relieved.


3 posted on 05/24/2014 7:30:06 AM PDT by Oratam
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To: John Semmens
Worrying about pain and suffering of an innocent fetus is a waste of time. However we must all be concerned about the pain a murderer may go through via lethal injection. Not that, of course, the murderer cared about the pain and suffering of his victims.
4 posted on 05/24/2014 7:31:41 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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To: John Semmens

The governor’s arguments are the most asinine I have ever heard or seen. Obviously the fetus is being punished for existing. How did a guy that stupid ever get that job? Oh, I forgot he was elected by Democrats.


5 posted on 05/24/2014 7:56:05 AM PDT by broadcastdude (Tagline to be announced later.)
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To: John Semmens

This one is just not funny.


6 posted on 05/24/2014 8:06:40 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The commenters are plenty but the thinkers are few." -- Walid Shoebat)
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To: John Semmens

I always look forward to these satirical takes on the antics and absurdities of prominent politicians, usually on the Left.

He has a way of adroitly skewering the hypocrisy and intellectual absurdity of their positions that I admire.


7 posted on 05/24/2014 8:29:19 AM PDT by doc11355
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