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Veterans Posing As Illegal Immigrants To Get Help [Satire]
World News Bureau ^ | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 06/14/2014 11:35:45 AM PDT by WXRGina

EL PASO, Texas (WNB) - An increasing number of American war veterans are turning up among immigrant "dreamers" illegally entering the U.S. in an attempt to obtain assistance and needed medical treatment.

"It's pretty obvious - a 67-year-old guy dressed as a Mexican child is hard to miss," said one HHS aid worker. "We've been told to care for everyone coming across the border, so we do."

"I didn't really have a choice," said one Vietnam veteran who calls himself 'Little Lupe.' "While I was sick and starving, Obama's importing thousands of illegal aliens and giving them everything. I've been here two days and have already received great food, medical care, sexual identity orientation (they told me I'm gay), a box of rubbers, new clothes, and some great toys."

The Obama administration admits "some" veterans are masquerading as "dreamers," but refuse to divulge how many, but sources say the number is in the hundreds and increasing every day.



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1 posted on 06/14/2014 11:35:45 AM PDT by WXRGina
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To: WXRGina

Wonder how they got that picture of me? I thought I’d tossed those yellow jeans years ago...


2 posted on 06/14/2014 11:41:27 AM PDT by donozark (The voices inside my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!)
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To: WXRGina

Obama cares more about Mexico's illegals than he cares about America's veterans!


3 posted on 06/14/2014 11:49:14 AM PDT by airborne (My heroes don't wear capes - My heroes wear dog tags!)
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To: WXRGina

This is actually a damned good idea.


4 posted on 06/14/2014 11:50:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: donozark

HAHAHAHA!!! :-)


5 posted on 06/14/2014 12:12:20 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Lazamataz

Yes, it could work!


6 posted on 06/14/2014 12:14:29 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina

I’m going for it. And I’m not even a veteran.


7 posted on 06/14/2014 12:17:57 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....should' Nuff said!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

:-D


8 posted on 06/14/2014 12:21:05 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina
Si, se puede!

(or something like that. My Espanol is a bit rusty...)

9 posted on 06/14/2014 12:22:04 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: logitech

Scooter ping :-)


10 posted on 06/14/2014 12:22:21 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: El Cid

Ah-so! :-)


11 posted on 06/14/2014 12:23:02 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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