Clinton Characterizes NPR Interviewer as “Dense” and “Unhelpful”

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 June 2014 | John Semmens

[Moonmad27]

I’m not fooled, but these satires clearly need an in-the-title warning. I appreciate the cleverness but...

[molson209]

The Democrats could care less about Gay rights and Illegals ,but they think supporting it now is money in the bank if a future GOP government tries to tamper with the insane things they are doing now

[skinkinthegrass]

absolutely, on both counts.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

When Bill was President and Hillary would enter the West Wing everyone had to scramble into cubes and offices and remain out-of-sight until she left. Under no circumstances was anyone to make eye contact with her, and God help the person who spoke to her without first being spoken to.

[lee martell]

Dense & Unhelpful; Really now?
This, my friends, is the REAL sequel to Dumb and Dumber.
And the best part is they’re not even really acting.
I thought the whole Cat and Mouse game was highly entertaining.

I could tell Hillary wanted to throw a cup of coffee in the interviews face and ‘accidently slap her’ while reaching for her chewing gum. “If this harrassment does not end right now, I’m going to tell my husband all about you, and he still has Lois Lerner’s phone number, for business purposes of course!, So stop messing with me! Do you know who you’re talking to?”

[leapfrog0202]

Agreed.

[Tonytitan]

The really relevant part about all this is that this stuff sounds like something would actually say.

[jeffc]

Satire is virtually impossible today — indistinguishable from straight news reporting.

Double-plus good!!

[RoosterRedux]

I thought about sending a contribution for NPR directly to Terry Gross.

But then I changed my mind.;-)

[bkopto]

The Witch ought to watch out - she doesn’t know what its like to be on the wrong side of the leftist media.

Cankles is taking the media for granted, and in insulting them, she is tempting fate.

[Sivad]

Interesting that it took seven posters before you called out the
satire aspect. But still, some subsequent posters picked up where
your predecessors left off. Hmmmm.

[Sivad]

I disagree with your satire alert warning. Freepers need to be
dicriminating and to be zinged is a way to learn Similarly, I refuse
to add “sarc” to the end of my sarcastic posts. If a FReeper cannot
distinguish between sarcasm and sincerity then they should try
the DU.

[Sivad]

dicriminating = discriminating

[teeman8r]

Riight.