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WV Governor Vetoes Gun Bill [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/22/2015 10:04:30 AM PDT by John Semmens

West Virginia’s Democratic Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have broadened the scope of concealed carry of guns by law-abiding citizens.

“The notion that the citizen is the best line of defense against crimes against himself is one I can’t support,” Tomblin said. “Citizens aren’t properly trained. Allowing them to arm themselves only complicates matters for legitimate law enforcement personnel. If both the perps and their victims are armed how will the police know who to shoot when they arrive on the scene?”

The governor also expressed skepticism about the adage “that when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.” “The idea that deadly force is a victim’s best option is one I reject,” Tomblin said. “An armed victim will be tempted to start a gun fight. An unarmed victim will be forced to seek a nonviolent solution to his predicament. If the perp’s objective is robbery wouldn’t it be simpler and safer to just surrender your wallet? If the perp’s objective is rape, well that takes time and may give the police the chance to intervene before it can be fully consummated.”

The National Rifle Association is reportedly reconsidering how it vets candidates it supports in elections. “We backed this guy,” rued an NRA official requesting anonymity. “We need to do a better job of evaluating the views and intentions of candidates before we give our endorsement or financial support.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/03/21/obama-exempts-white-house-from-freedom-of-information-act/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: crime; democrats; guns; nra

1 posted on 03/22/2015 10:04:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

If both the perps and their victims are armed how will the police know who to shoot when they arrive on the scene?”

Correction:How will the Police know who’s DOG to Shoot!


2 posted on 03/22/2015 10:10:42 AM PDT by eyeamok
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To: John Semmens
My sister lived in WV for 40 years. West Virginians are generally conservative, but LOVE hand-outs.

As a doctor, she regularly complained to me of patients who were all on disability because they were grossly overweight or had found some other dodge to avoid work.

They vote for Democrats continually because they want to keep the government gravy train rolling at the expense of self-determination and freedom.

3 posted on 03/22/2015 10:16:15 AM PDT by Dr. Thorne (The night is far spent, the day is at hand.- Roman 13:12)
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