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Weebles Wobble Butt They Donít Fall Down
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-9-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/09/2015 8:02:35 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Who ARE these strange Weeble people,

283-plastic weeble family

and why are they here?

Screenshot Studio capture #2564“Nikki Giovanni, Michelle Obama, Megan J. Brennan, Oprah Winfrey and Ross Rossin stand on stage during the Maya Angelou Forever Stamp Dedication at Warner Theatre on April 7, 2015 in Washington, DC.”

mo maya

Of course it has now been revealed that the quote attributed to Maya wasn’t actually hers:

“Her stamp features the phrase, “A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song,” which the USPS attributed to Angelou—though the direct quote may actually be from a different author.”

Normally that would be embarrassing, butt hey - it’s Washington! What do you expect, real quotes?

In fact I understand there is going to be a whole series of Maya stamps; all of which will contain things she didn’t say:

maya email

maya bird

maya loving

maya obama

The last time Lady M saw Maya Angelou before her death was in 2012 when she presented her with a BET lifetime literary achievement award:

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That’s a gorgeous gown! It deserves a full 360 degree view:

mo butt

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mo maya bet.2jpg

So we’ve got that going for us.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: blackkk; joanwalshanglund; mayaangelou; obama; oprah; plagiarism; plagiarist; usps
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1 posted on 04/09/2015 8:02:35 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
this Photo THIS..Photo...THIS PHOTO is TRULY a surreal CLASSIC!!

the guy over on the right....looks as though hes suspended by an invisble guywire..

the woman on the left....looks like a cardboard cutout!!




2 posted on 04/09/2015 8:09:52 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: NOBO2012

Those are self-styled cultural leaders. I’m not following.


3 posted on 04/09/2015 8:12:18 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: MeshugeMikey

I see a bow-legged wookie and a giant eggplant.


4 posted on 04/09/2015 8:13:03 AM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
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To: PhiloBedo
YOUR SCORE..100!


5 posted on 04/09/2015 8:22:13 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: NOBO2012

Those aren't Weebles.

These are Weebles.


6 posted on 04/09/2015 8:23:37 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
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To: NOBO2012

Who thinks up this drivel? Leftard happy horse$#it!

Progressives...Turning American minds to mush since the 19th Century...


7 posted on 04/09/2015 8:24:21 AM PDT by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Wow Blowprah must be prepping to pimp another new weight loss regimen.


8 posted on 04/09/2015 8:25:28 AM PDT by nascarnation (Impeach, convict, deport)
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To: MeshugeMikey

The guy on the right just realized he’s down wind of that ginormous purple thang.


9 posted on 04/09/2015 8:25:46 AM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: NOBO2012

And NO we did not need a 360 of the dress, butt thanks for thinking of us. :)


10 posted on 04/09/2015 8:27:18 AM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: NOBO2012

These “Weebles” remind me of the Wide Ends skit on SNL...


11 posted on 04/09/2015 8:27:26 AM PDT by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

The lady on the left is Nikki Giovanni. She kicked a guy out of her class and recommended he be kicked out of school. The Dean ignored her. He went on to kill 32 people at the school.


12 posted on 04/09/2015 8:27:58 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: PistolPaknMama

Just how many yards of material did it take to wrap around that fat behind?


13 posted on 04/09/2015 8:28:00 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: nascarnation

i have altered the photo to bring out its most salient silliness

http://s17.postimg.org/spxxzee67/me_nag_er_ie.jpg


14 posted on 04/09/2015 8:30:44 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: PistolPaknMama

see also:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3277429/posts?page=5#5


15 posted on 04/09/2015 8:31:57 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Nicely done.


16 posted on 04/09/2015 8:34:22 AM PDT by nascarnation (Impeach, convict, deport)
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To: nascarnation

Thanks!


17 posted on 04/09/2015 8:34:47 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: NOBO2012
Next to a photo of Angelou reads the text, "A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."

Those words may recall the title of Angelou's 1969 autobiography I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, but they were actually written by Joan Walsh Anglund, 89, in the 1967 book A Cup of Sun, according to the Washington Post.

"Had we known about this issue beforehand, we would have used one of [Angelou's] many other works ... the sentence held great meaning for her, and she is publicly identified with its popularity," Postal Service spokesperson Mark Saunders said in a statement reported by the Post.

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Fake, but accurate. Dan Rather and Brian Williams would be proud!

18 posted on 04/09/2015 8:51:17 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I saw that...LOL.


19 posted on 04/09/2015 8:52:50 AM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: KarlInOhio

Those are Fisher-Price Little People.

The old ones, that were the perfect diameter for
plugging a 3 year old’s windpipe.


20 posted on 04/09/2015 9:10:49 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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