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Isis Takes Credit for Quakes In Nepal and Japan!!
self ^ | May 12. 2015 | MeshugeMikey

Posted on 05/12/2015 5:21:52 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey

having failed to produce any of yesterdays forecast frightening cyber attacks...isis has unveiled another ploy



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: notfunny

1 posted on 05/12/2015 5:21:52 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey
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To: MeshugeMikey

Why not? There are other idiots out there blaming globull warming for the quakes.


2 posted on 05/12/2015 5:24:03 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: MeshugeMikey

What a shocker !!!

or two...


3 posted on 05/12/2015 5:25:18 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Tennessee Nana

I can just see some yutz over in iran.... reading this... screaming allihu ackbar... and then leaping off his roof...


4 posted on 05/12/2015 5:28:12 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Yusuf Ali: And We have set on the earth mountains standing firm, lest it should shake with them, and We have made therein broad highways (between mountains) for them to pass through: that they may receive Guidance.

Pickthal: And We have placed in the earth firm hills lest it quake with them, and We have placed therein ravines as roads that haply they may find their way.

Shakir: And We have made great mountains in the earth lest it might be convulsed with them, and We have made in it wide ways that they may follow a right direction.

Sher Ali: And WE have placed in the earth firm mountains lest it should quake with them; and WE have made therein wide pathways, that they may be rightly guided.

Khalifa: And we placed on earth stabilizers, lest it tumbles with them, and we placed straight roads therein, that they may be guided.

Palmer: And we placed on the earth firm mountains lest it should move with them, and He made therein open roads for paths, haply they may be guided!

Sale: And we placed stable [mountains] on the earth, lest it should move with them; and we made broad passages between them for paths, that they might be directed [in their journeys]:

Rodwell: And we set mountains on the earth lest it should move with them, and we made on it broad passages between them as routes for their guidance;

“Progressive Muslims”: And We made on the earth stabilizers so that it would not tumble with you, and We made in it wide paths that they may be guided.
Transliteration: WajaAAalna fee al-ardi rawasiya an tameeda bihim wajaAAalna feeha fijajan subulan laAAallahum yahtadoona

“Golux” And yea, the movement of the tectonic plates is made possible by the glory of our incest-wrought twelfth child, whom we never much liked around our subsidized home and whom we equipped with a three-dollar suicide belt in order to vie for a shot at a $25,000 “Family of the Martyr” check that now that Saddam is dead in all probability comes from a Marxist named George Soros who also determines American elections.


5 posted on 05/12/2015 5:28:47 PM PDT by golux
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To: colorado tanker

Isises claim is as believable as al gores..

I hope that makes em feel all warm and fuzzy!!


6 posted on 05/12/2015 5:29:03 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: golux

ya had ne goin..

Thank you!!

Allihu Snackbar


7 posted on 05/12/2015 5:30:39 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Finally. George Bush is absolved.


8 posted on 05/12/2015 7:02:22 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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To: CrazyIvan
thus too...just in




9 posted on 05/12/2015 7:03:52 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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