Skip to comments.Pre-Season Tryouts For the Next Kardashian Presidency
Posted on 08/09/2015 5:42:31 AM PDT by NOBO2012
With no official appearances scheduled, Obama is expected to fill his days with leisurely rounds of golf, beach outings, bike rides, and hikes with his wife and daughters, and dinner with their friends at some of the islands top restaurants. Boston Globe
While playing golf with Larry David yesterday, The leader of the free world was unable to curb his enthusiasm.
So with the free world in good hands (if anything comes up, like WWIII, Val Jar and Susan Rice are on hand to take charge) lets turn our attention to the loyal opposition. Specifically, the GOP Pre-Season Tryouts.
As everyone who ever played football knows, this is the time of year coaches schedule two-a-day practices and start pre-season tryouts. Some who show up for tryouts perform well and make the varsity team; others, who dont have what it takes, are demoted to the JV team or cut straight away. I think thats a fine tradition that we should apply to the GOP Teams; they could stand a little culling. So lets give it a go:
As always, voting is conducted according to Chicago Rules: vote as often as you wish, for as many candidates as you wish. No ID is required. U.S.citizenship is preferred, butt certainly not required. Voting will remain open until 11:59 EDT, August 9. 2015.
And when youre done, put your tight big boy pants on and get out there to work on your handicap. Because we still have to beat our cross-town rival. And I hear theyre already planning their homecoming party.
Dear God, please dont make us endure a second Kardashian presidency. Amen.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
Demote from Varsity to JV Team
Promote from JV Team to Varsity
I think in the end he gets there......or at least I hope.
Cruz it or lose it.
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