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Planned Parenthood Denies Possibility of Abortion Survivors [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Oct 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/05/2015 11:26:02 AM PDT by John Semmens

Planned Parenthood’s chief executive officer Cecile Richards told Congressional investigators that she had never heard of such a thing as an “abortion survivor,” calling the concept “totally nonsensical.”

“When a woman comes to us to terminate her pregnancy it would be a gross dereliction of duty if we were to permit a fetus to survive the procedure,” she said. “We take every conceivable precaution to ensure that this doesn’t happen.”

One precaution that Richards touted as fool proof was the harvesting of organs from the fetus. “Once the fetus has been dismembered and the organs extracted there is no chance of survival,” Richards pointed out. “So, in this regard, I think the videos made by the Center for Medical Progress would tend to confirm what I’m saying.”

The existence of apparent abortion survivors like Gianna Jessen didn’t faze Richards as she observed that “Ms. Jessen’s mother was not a patient at one of our facilities. I would argue that if the abortion were performed properly, as it would have been at Planned Parenthood, Gianna wouldn’t be going around today trying to undo the hard-won rights of women in America.”

Richards also argued that “we wouldn’t be earning over $400 million a year from abortions if we didn’t do a quality job. And an outcome in which the fetus isn’t terminated is not a quality job, in my opinion.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/10/03/aclu-sues-catholic-hospitals/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion; murder; plannedparenthood; satire

1 posted on 10/05/2015 11:26:02 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“Planned Parenthood’s chief executive officer Cecile Richards told Congressional investigators that she had never heard of such a thing as an “abortion survivor,” calling the concept ‘totally nonsensical.’”

If it can’t happen then how is it that Planned Barrenhood has been able to escape trial, jail, and punishment in a land whose constitution promotes life liberty and the pursuit of happiness and supplies justice to the victims of merciless killers.

Planned Barrenhood is all about surviving outside of the law, you monster kook (to understate it)!


2 posted on 10/05/2015 11:46:06 AM PDT by Repent and Believe (...prelates must be questioned, even publicly, by their subjects. - Saint Thomas Aquinas)
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To: John Semmens

I swear John, you create fly traps regularly. LOL! I wonder, have you ever talked to a shrink? ;-)


3 posted on 10/05/2015 3:41:02 PM PDT by SgtHooper (Anyone who remembers the 60's, wasn't there!)
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