Skip to comments.National “Talk Like Trump” Day
Posted on 11/22/2015 8:02:53 AM PST by NOBO2012
Newest polls all continue to show The Donald leading in Iowa, the Granite State and nationally. (And Ted Cruz is picking up momentum everywhere as well.)
In honor of this achievement, the Ace of Spades held a Talk Like Trump Day â the same as âtalk like a pirateâ only more fun. First, the premise:
If you follow Trump on Twitter, you see he has a specific style of messaging. The formula is Brief Opening Thought, Vague Elaboration, and then a Brief Summary With an Exclamation Point!
Followed by this Aceâs (made up) example:
Immigration policy is a disaster. A real shambles. People ought to be ashamed. Build the wall!
So what do you say? Letâs try a few. First, choose a topic â Thanksgiving, since itâs coming up:
The first Thanksgiving. Pilgrims and Indians, getting along, eating together. Now we canât even play football together. Save the Washington Redskins!
Or the new Star Wars Movie:
Darth Vader, very tough, controversial guy. Got things done. Loved his son, good guy, even though he was an anchor baby. Ted Cruz is a foreigner!
On the Fox News Franchise:
Fox News, I watch it. I like Maria Bartiromo, nice looking girl. Asked good questions in the debate. Needs to touch up those roots!
And the Syrian refugees:
Syrian refugees. I donât like them. You know, theyâre not sending us their best people. Most of them look like terrorists. Send them to Saudi Arabia, they have empty tents!
And finally, his Thanksgiving turkey:
My thanksgiving turkey will be the best ever. The best ever. Grown in America. Itâs HUGE!
The Donaldâs Thanksgiving prayer: Make America Great Again
Go ahead, try it yourself. Even some of The Donaldâs opponents, who arenât doing so well in the polls, are trying to play along â although they sometimes miss the main point.
So make some of your own up. Itâs easy. Itâs fun. And it might just make America great again!
Because everything old is new again
Posted from: Michelle Obamaâs Mirror
Hillary Clinton. Huma said Hillary is “confused.” Listen, I love women. I employ hundreds of women. But I don’t hire confused women. Why should you?
They said I wear a toupee. I’ve never worn a toupee in my life. It’s my own hair. Hillary wears a wig!
All muslims are not terrorists. But all terrorists are muslims. We have to watch them. Dynamite those mosques!
“Haters gonna hate. The mainstream media hates me. So I bought them.”
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