Posted on 05/19/2017 10:36:36 AM PDT by John Semmens
Feminist icon Gloria Steinem made an impassioned plea for preserving and extending women's right to abortion, calling it "a powerful and necessary remedy in the fight against sexual injustice and global warming. Nothing is worse for the planet than more people. Interdicting the creation of more people is crucial if we are to avert a holocaust."
As Steinem sees it, men force women into bearing children. "Considering the toll it takes on a woman's body, no woman in her right mind would willingly submit to childbirth," she contended. "Add to this the tremendous sacrifice of free time that must be given up in order to care for children. Agreeing to have a child is akin to selling yourself into slavery. The men who pressure women into this tragic fate must be stopped."
"Essential to stopping this pattern of patriarchal tyranny is abortion," Steinem asserted. "A lot of people don't know this, but the Nazis paid women to have children. Thankfully, we haven't descended to that level of disrespect for humanity because we still allow abortion. As long as women have an unconstrained right to terminate any pregnancy they will hold the key that unlocks their chains. As an added bonus, the removal of millions and potentially billions of unwanted humans using this right is what will save the Earth from environmental catastrophe."
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Once again you’ve written something in jest that the left could have easily done all on their own!
Well done!
I saw this while FR was down but I didn’t think it was satire.
Well, the more abortions, the fewer liberals, since it would appear to be easily provable that the, er, women who abort tend to be the types that’ll have children that’ll vote for “stuff” for themselves.
We may just have to look into this.
That represents feminism accurately.
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