Posted on 05/22/2017 9:09:34 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
There've been battles of the network stars, the Battle of the Bulge, battles with city hall, and many other battles - but the one that predates them all, and still goes on today, is the so-called "battle of the sexes." Men are from Mars and Women are from Oz, or Middle Earth or something, and never the twain shall meet.
Except that the twain do meet, often and repeatedly, so it's best that we learn to get along. And of course to do this in today's society, men have to understand women. Women don't have to understand men because women are downtrodden and innocent victims of a patriarchal system and so if there's going to be any movement toward mutual understanding it'd better damn well be the men doing it. Right?
On the other hand now, thanks to an app, men can play women like a fiddle! And isn't that empowering for women?
I haven't actually tried the app - and as a long-married dude I wouldn't - but the "Female Forecaster" seemed interesting enough to make mention of heading into the wedding season. It's an app that's meant to let men know when their women are feeling, well, a tad randy. And isn't that what life is all about?
The Female Forecaster purports to use science (rather than emotion or climate change research, I guess) to give husbands, boyfriends, stalkers (or whatever type of typically evil man may be involved) a way to help figure out what women want and when they might want it. In short, the app claims to allow for "an accurate daily forecast of their female partner's moods, libido and more."
I guess lesbians don't need to worry about this because they already, well, what the heck do I know? On the other hand...
(Excerpt) Read more at thecoachsteam.com ...
Sounds like a good investment if it works.
It sounds like an app that’s for laughs more than anything else. To those ladies out there that think everything is about them, don’t be in a relationship at all solving both problems for you and the man you wish to inflict them upon.
3, 2, 1 until the feminists start their complaints to shut down the app.
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