Skip to comments.Center for Leftist Depression Mails Public Health Poster: Understanding TDS
Posted on 06/04/2017 7:24:26 PM PDT by poconopundit
The election of Donald Trump has caused a national epidemic: Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).
To protect the public, The National Center for Leftist Depression has issued a public health poster that identifies 14 types of TDS and 10 symptoms to recognize as a sure sign that a person has caught Trump Derangement Syndrome.
The Center's Director (and sometime fake journalist), Dr. Poconono Punditowski, a noted pioneer in the research and treatment of TDS, is keen on alerting the nation of the danger:
"TDS is a serious health threat. Nearly all Leftists, about half the US population, are at risk of getting TDS. The disease typically strikes in the evening hours as Leftists and Never Trumpers turn on network channels or watch YouTube and are bombarded with news of Trump signing executives orders, having Oval Office meetings where everyone is smiling, and sending tweets that destroy fake news reporters."
"Now unfortunately, TDS trigger events often come at unexpected times. For example, the call center that answers our hotline phones (1-800-TDS-HELP) saw a YUGE surge in TDS outbreaks the night Trump, the Saudi King, and Egyptian President el-Sisi put their hands on a glowing orb. That event, coupled with the unexpectedly warm welcome Trump received from the leaders of Muslim nations, caused a kind of double whammy TDS attack."
"One preventative measure I recommend: anybody at risk for TDS needs to absolutely avoid watching any positive news of Trump winning. And I recognize that prescription is getting harder as Trump keeps winning, and winning, and winning.
"But the good news is that TDS has a cure: it's the drug Trumpazine, and it works wonders. People taking it report immediate relief and they can sustain that relief by taking the recommended dosage of one Trumpazine pill 3 times a day (after meals) for two weeks.
"The only other cure we know of is to be constantly exposed to cats (or kittens). Let me explain. The active ingredient in Trumpazine is catnip. And when cats smell catnip it excites their pheromomes and as long as the sufferer is close is the cats, a chemical reaction occurs that calms the human down, providing the TDS relief."
"The only drawback with the cat cure is that you need quite a few cats around you to feel the effect. For instance, to get the same potency as one Trumpazine pill, you need at least 10 fully-grown cats (or 20 kittens) surrounding the patient. And that should be repeated three times a day.
"For that reason, the cat treatment is usually not practical for most TDS sufferers, although Salem, a village of Boston populated by many witches, is reporting excellent results with the cat treatment."
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These people are just friggin nuts
I don't suffer from TDS, I am the opposite, can't quit talking about how GREAT he is, the WONDERFUL things he does, the swagger he has, and that look, oh yeah...meaner than a junk yard dog, and you know what I'm talkin about...
You do, by now I know, realize that over 65 MILLION American Voters put him in as President and his base has grown a lot since then...we are 100% behind him at ALL TIMES!!!
Well gotta shut up now, you've heard it before and will hear it again...
GO.PRESIDENT TRUMP.GO!!! MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
I know this is a real thing. I am a freelance technical writer but take a wide variety of requests. Aside from ghost writing a couple of technical blogs and writing affirmations for mom blogs, I have received several requests this week like:
* we’re a yoga studio and need content marketing on “Trump stress relief” and healing energy for surviving in these oppressive times
* we offer massage for stress relief, something we all need now that Trump is (insert liberal reasons for hating him here)
They live in an ideological bubble as tightly reinforced as that of Muslims. All the contrary opinions are evil, all their words are lies (fake news), horribly shamed for being a dissenting member and systematically driven to poverty and isolation, you’re shunned and denounced (though not yet killed) for leaving. They only hear media that agrees with them, their teachers tell them they are right and moral, and it is a sin to hear even contrary “hate facts”.
The Time That Reality Forked Right in Front of You
Still forgotten, we await the solution for BDS, which many Americans still suffer
I'm supposing that, as time and conditions permit, he will drain the swamp. I believe the louder the Commies squeal, the better it is.
Hilarious. I wonder if anybody pointed out that exploiting the angst makes them CAPITALISTS!!
Good one. Thank you.
Me too. A treasured book on my shelf is H. L. Mencken's Smart Set Criticism edited by William Nolte. It's a collection of his literary criticism and it's brimming with Trumpian tweet storms.
From the dust cover of the book:
William S. Schlamm
What you suffer from my FRiend is TWS -- Trump Winning Syndrome, an over-exercised exuberance when MAGA moves forward or when Trump nails an opponent.
In musical terms TWS is Allegro -- brisk, lively, fast, and bright. But in your case -- a highly advanced stage of TWS, it's more like Vivacissimo an extremely excited and euphoric feeling from Trump winning!
I had that feeling in mind when selecting the music for the concluding 2 minutes of my recent YouTube.
I was chatting with my doctor at my yearly checkup a month ago, and he mentioned that he had several patients who said they were suffering from depression from the election results. Note, this is over 6 months after the election.
Blame it all on the mass media lies over the past 20 years. And it's all come to a crescendo since Trump is working hard to flip the country 180°.
It's understandable that people are depressed! The propaganda you hear on CNN feeds people a false reality.
But things are changing. Last week spelled the beginning of the end to the Global Warming myth.
And the week before we saw the beginning of the end to the "Muslims hate Trump" myth.
When the 20% of Leftists who still have an open mind wake up and realize they've been lied to for 20 years, the MAGA dream will be fulfilled. And Schmucky Schumer will be put out to pasture in an old folks home.
Feel-good post of the day.
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