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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date
BBC ^ | 5 September 2017

Posted on 09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT by Sopater

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.

The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cantmakethisstuffup
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To: faucetman
Why would you want a window in your toilet to open?

To save money on air fresheners?

41 posted on 09/07/2017 12:28:17 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
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To: faucetman

Oxygen... Fresh air.

Why would you NOT want windows in a bathroom to open?


42 posted on 09/07/2017 12:35:02 PM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: FirstFlaBn

Nicely written. Now, it’s stuck in my head, so to speak.


43 posted on 09/07/2017 12:39:10 PM PDT by gathersnomoss
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To: Wilderness Conservative
" Im an LLer to the bitter end."

If you self identify as a LLer, then I really don't understand your comment to me. An maybe I took it wrong.

44 posted on 09/07/2017 1:12:50 PM PDT by crazy scenario (USA IS cheatn` on Hillary with Trump!)
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To: dangerdoc
Sounds like Sh*t River in Olongapo City, Luzon PI outside of Subic Bay...That was a smell
this old Marine never quite forgot.
45 posted on 09/07/2017 1:31:37 PM PDT by major_gaff (University of Parris Island, Class of '84)
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To: atc23

They are still dating.

Well, they’ll have a story to tell when the grandkids ask grandpa how he knew grandma was the one. Or would that be number two?


46 posted on 09/07/2017 1:45:22 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: faucetman

Lol!

Nah. Okra, beets, okra, lettuce, okra. Twice a week cilium husk.
Sometimes it seems a waste of TP.

I did mention okra, yes?


47 posted on 09/07/2017 2:18:22 PM PDT by Original Lurker
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To: FirstFlaBn

Now that’s funny right there..........


48 posted on 09/07/2017 2:47:40 PM PDT by MomwithHope (Law and Order and that includes Natural.)
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To: MomwithHope

Glad you enjoyed it. Too obscure an allusion?

How about “Why Don’t We Doo Doo It In the Window.”


49 posted on 09/07/2017 3:12:55 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: Calvin Locke

Article explains


50 posted on 09/07/2017 3:28:04 PM PDT by TexasGator
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To: FirstFlaBn

No loved the first one. Also I can’t stand the Beatles anymore.


51 posted on 09/07/2017 3:32:20 PM PDT by MomwithHope (Law and Order and that includes Natural.)
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To: Sopater

Frank and beans!!!


52 posted on 09/07/2017 3:32:34 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Original Lurker

Thank you Sheryl Crow.


53 posted on 09/07/2017 3:34:14 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: TexasGator

Ah, I skimmed too quickly. That, and the last photo of the article seems out of place without orientation.


54 posted on 09/07/2017 3:37:13 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: atc23

“So the first date is going quite well and the woman says “ where’s the crapper? - I need to take a dump” - freaking English people - weird”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA4HetM9zGY


55 posted on 09/07/2017 3:37:18 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
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To: Sopater

It's a good thing the guy didn't have a little fan in that little window, because we all know that it gets really bad, when the SHTF!


56 posted on 09/07/2017 4:00:31 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Red Badger

Beat me to it... Seinfeld material for sure.


57 posted on 09/07/2017 4:04:04 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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To: GraceG

"What the hell was she eating if it wouldn’t flush....."

Probably one of these genuine English dishes...




58 posted on 09/07/2017 4:20:43 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Gamecock

Mr Hanky says “gosh, I don’t know what all the fuss is about”


59 posted on 09/07/2017 6:18:44 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: major_gaff

Could be, we stopped there more than once.

In fact, we closed the place down, our ship left less than 24 hours after the big eruption that closed everything down.


60 posted on 09/07/2017 7:17:05 PM PDT by dangerdoc
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