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Rotting Beef - Tastes Kind of Like Old Lamb: Funky and Stinky
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 9-18-17 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/18/2017 8:34:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Here’s a list of things I don’t  feel like talking about today: the Emmys, Kim Jong-un, St. Louis riots/protests, terrorist attacks anywhere.

Usually when I don’t want to be annoyed food is a safe bet, no?  No. I see that the cognoscenti of New York are promoting a new form of extreme eating based on extremely expensive extreme aging: Steak Aging Goes Beyond Weeks to Months for Some Chefs. This is beef aged for up to 180 days – that’s 6 months! In dog years I believe that translates to carrion.

But if you’re up for laying out a car payment for a hunk of rotting beef that tastes like stinky cheese this might be your thing.

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The hottest menu item at New York restaurants may be a plate of rotting beef.

Dining spots around town are offering steaks that have been aged anywhere from 90 to 180 days, pushing the limits well beyond the typical aging period of 21 to 45 days. Restaurateurs and chefs say the added time allows for greater tenderness and depth of flavor than the norm.

“I’ve been describing it like the taste of roasted hazelnuts and dehydrated mushrooms,” says Billy Oliva, executive chef of Delmonico’s. The lower Manhattan restaurant is marking its 180th anniversary by offering a 180-day dry-aged bone-in rib eye, served on a keepsake plate, for $380. The special is offered through Oct. 14. – WSJ

Fear not, this isn’t just any old rotting meat,according to Mr. Oliva this is a  “a controlled rot.” Sounds like the sort of thing that would be popular in Washington D.C..

Oddly, just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean everyone loves it:

Which isn’t to say the flavor of the steak is one that every carnivore appreciates. Many chefs say the strong taste is a turnoff for most diners, especially when the beef has been aged for an extra-long time.

In other words, it tastes funky, like stinky cheese:

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“It’s like blue cheese on a bone,” says Michael Lomonaco, chef and owner of Porter House Bar and Grill, a steakhouse in Midtown Manhattan’s Time Warner Center.

And if you’re one of those plebeians who doesn’t think shelling out 10 times as much for a steak that tastes  like roasted hazelnuts, dehydrated mushrooms and rotten meat sounds like good value – well, you just might be a deplorable.

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Posted from: MOTUS A.D.




TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: benjaminfranklin; newyork; rottenmeat; washingtondc

1 posted on 09/18/2017 8:34:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
“I’ve been describing it like the taste of roasted hazelnuts and dehydrated mushrooms,” says Billy Oliva, executive chef of Delmonico’s."

Really? Not quite what I've got in mind when I'm hankering for thick, juicy rib eye steak.

2 posted on 09/18/2017 8:42:35 AM PDT by circlecity
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To: NOBO2012

Huh.

I reckon this expands the window on snatching up roadkill, then.


3 posted on 09/18/2017 8:44:01 AM PDT by Salamander (Why so unforgiving? And why so cold? Been a long time crossing the bridge of sighs....)
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To: NOBO2012

Just a way to sell spoiled meat to stupid rich people..................


4 posted on 09/18/2017 8:47:14 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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To: NOBO2012

Just look what rotting cabbage did for Europe and Korea!

Sauerkraut and Kimchi


5 posted on 09/18/2017 8:52:18 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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6 posted on 09/18/2017 8:56:53 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Build The Wall !! Jail The Cankle !!)
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To: NOBO2012

“Tastes like chicken.”


7 posted on 09/18/2017 8:57:40 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: NOBO2012

It’s the commemorative plate bragging rights that they’d be buying.


8 posted on 09/18/2017 8:58:51 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: NOBO2012

Necrophagia.


9 posted on 09/18/2017 9:01:22 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: NOBO2012

Over priced road kill.


10 posted on 09/18/2017 9:24:39 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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Just think how much more they could make by adding insects!


11 posted on 09/18/2017 9:31:56 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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Maybe they should also be selling “gourmet” tape worms as a weight losing plan. If these people are stupid enough to pay beau coup dollars for crap meat, then surely they’ll pay even more for tape worms. Eat all the rot you want, you won’t gain weight...especially when you die of food poisoning.


12 posted on 09/18/2017 10:34:27 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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More healthy than bulemia, haha.


13 posted on 09/18/2017 10:45:44 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: WKUHilltopper

Gee, you’re 4 years late.

https://www.today.com/health/iowa-woman-tries-tapeworm-diet-prompts-doctor-warning-6C10935746


14 posted on 09/18/2017 10:47:35 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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Wow, it’s been around since the 1800’s.


15 posted on 09/18/2017 10:48:44 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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Incredible!


16 posted on 09/18/2017 10:55:46 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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To: NOBO2012

Ive never had anything dry aged quite this long but do enjoy aged beef. I have no way to dryage at home but have been known to wet age (different flavors than dry aged) by putting vac pac beef in the back of the fridge for 3 months.

There was one time I wound up with about 10lbs of sirloin that smelled like a really fruity sangria. I wish I knew how that happened because that was possibly the best beef Ive ever had.


17 posted on 09/18/2017 1:10:36 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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