Skip to comments.FLOTUS Friday: Bare Gams Edition
Posted on 02/09/2018 6:16:22 AM PST by NOBO2012
the Dow is down! No, the Dow is up! No, wait its down!
The governments shut! No, the governments open!
Lets just move immediately to FLOTUS Friday.
Shes like a bright, sunny day after a week of gray skies. I grow weary of people demanding she be more than that. I for one am quite happy she doesnt use her platform as the angry liberals think she should to advance their causes.
Although I will confess, I would not be unhappy if she could use her position (and her phenomenal legs) to return hosiery to their proper place in a womans wardrobe. Because the bare-legged craze of the past two decades is simply the stupidest north of the equator fashion trend since padded shoulders.
Because lets face it: few women have Melanias gams.
And even if you believe in global warming with all your heart, your own weather gurus admit that were in for at least a few decades of global cooling. And I remember from my saddle shoe days that bare legs are very uncomfortable in the middle of a blizzard.
Pinterest: is there anything you cant find there?
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Very Classy, also.
That, and she doesn’t walk (or look) like a linebacker.
With apologies to linebackers everywhere.
Sometimes I ask the wife to put on her Catholic school uniform for a little nookie.
Its better this way that I dont hang around St. Columbkilles school at recess.
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