Posted on 02/18/2019 6:57:28 AM PST by w1n1
Another one?
Oh, big whoop. I mean, who hasn’t?
The adrenaline rush of “fight or flight” he was under had to be insane.
Twice in one week, what are the chances?
Same guy, same place.
It takes a real man to beat off a cougar.
Private Pyle, you have definitely been born-again hard!
You are sick and twisted individual with a perverted sense of humor.
I like that in a man.
It goes a lot easier if you just submit.
If he starts claiming the lion shouted “This is MAGA country!” then I’ll start to be a little suspicious...
Old news.
LOL, I do have a perverse sense of humor, but I'm not sick and twisted in the least!
I think it all started when I was a very young man, working part-time as a stock clerk in a department store. The floor manager's name was ... and I'm not making this up ... Mr. Horny. I was hired while he was still on vacation, and the day he returned I was in the back unloading a truck. I saw him milling around, and not knowing he worked there, I asked him who he was.
"I'm Horny," he replied.
Now of course, you realize, an opportunity like this comes along about once in three or four millenia. It was a parlous thing, but I couldn't let it go. I just had to say it.
"What's the matter ... your wife got a headache?"
"Got a headache," of course, being a euphemism for something far cruder.
I lasted all of another week, before being fired on a trumped-up excuse.
Extra advice. Run with a big, fresh stick and a taser.
Oh, big whoop. I mean, who hasnt?
The dude now has manhood trump card. Oh so you did XXXX? Well I wrestled and killed a mountain lion with my bare hands.
[epic mike drop]
How did he get the lion’s hands?
Well I wrestled and killed a mountain lion with my bare hands.
[epic mike drop]
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VERY OLD chestnut of a joke....
NOW, where is that lady with the thorn in her foot?
(after one the drunks 3 challenges was to pull a thorn out of the foot of the gorilla he had just DEFLOWERED)
It takes a real man to beat off a cougar.
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At my age (79) just how old does one have to be for me to consider her a cougar?
This guy knows which bathroom to use.
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