Posted on 03/27/2020 12:31:38 PM PDT by FiddlePig
Commentary on these uncommon times.
COVID-19 Blues . To save myself from the virus condition I’m on the hunt for toilet paper and ammunition Before all the stores are stripped bare… But the only thing I could buy there… Was the last old bottle of booze Don’t know if I can lose… these COVID-19 blues. . Everyone’s in a panic, running around all frantic To keep away the manic, got my semi-automatic… that I hope… I’ll never have to use. No matter what channel you choose… It’s the only thing on the news… Don’t know if I can lose… these COVID-19 blues. . Bridge: Don’t know if I can lose… the COVID-19 blues. Trying to save my existence… by keeping my social distance! Toilet paper and ammunition is now my main ambition… As I try to survive… each day to stay alive… Don’t know if I can lose… these COVID-19 blues . Tag: Now my wife says go find her… some hand sanitizer Don’t know if I can lose… these COVID-19 blues… And now my church has told us, we can’t sit in the pews… Don’t know if I can lose… these COVID-19 blues Wish we all could lose… the COVID-19 blues!(2)
Hey I thought I was gonna get to rip it apart but it was pretty damned good! :)
As for me, I’m alone mostly and stopped grooming a week ago.
Slowly losing the ability to speak English.
Jack Daniels, cupcakes, pizza and root beer are my 4 food groups.
By mid April I’ll be deciding whether to go the crack or crystal meth route...
Let’s not overdue it. :-)
We know you’re also caring for high risk people affected by the attack.
OTOH, here’s one of the best related cartoons I’ve seen:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/working_home/6.png
You could start a coronavirus cookbook with those food groups.
rofl!!!!!!!! That’s me!!
Yeah, mom 87, aunt fran 86 and aunt millie early 80s.
it’s a blast! :)
I should have moved to NJ like all the other kids.
That cartoon was hysterical :)
I use the standard “B” food groups: Beef, Bacon, Butter and Beer. Works for me pandemic or not.
Corona Virus Blues Song Wars... this is a good submission, reworking the Great Hank Sr. masterpiece! Love the ladies wardrobe! :)
The curve I seek to flatten is my belly... so far it’s not cooperating!
Love the ladies wardrobe! :)
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The ladies were interviewed on Fox and Friends the other day.
Those were costumes - and the ladies were quite young.
Good luck with flattening the curve - I haven’t been successful either!
lol
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