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Fox Announces 'Night At The Museum: Revenge Of The Statues'
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/22/2020

Posted on 06/22/2020 3:52:25 PM PDT by DFG

Fox has unveiled a new entry in the Night at the Museum series: Night at the Museum: Revenge of the Statues. The film will center around angry statues emerging from dumpsters and rivers where Antifa rioters threw them in order to destroy the outraged protesters.

Christopher Columbus, Teddy Roosevelt, and George Washington will stalk the frightened rioters one by one.

"This summer, the statues are back, and this time, it's personal," says the movie voice guy in the trailer released by Fox today. "No more Mr. Nice Grant."

"You won't take them for granite anymore."

The trailer then shows a screaming Antifa protester running for his life down a dark alley, Teddy Roosevelt in hot pursuit on his horse.

"I speak softly but I carry a big stick!" he shouts as he charges in with a big stick to give the rioter a whoopin'.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; grant; roosevelt; statues; washington

1 posted on 06/22/2020 3:52:26 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

I wish...LOL


2 posted on 06/22/2020 3:53:05 PM PDT by madison10
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To: DFG

“You won’t take them for granite anymore.”

Good one!


3 posted on 06/22/2020 4:06:13 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: KC_Lion; dp0622

Humour Ping.


4 posted on 06/22/2020 4:09:51 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Lol


5 posted on 06/22/2020 4:13:38 PM PDT by dp0622 (The very future of tihe Republic is at stake. We no that makes sw know dems will do ANYTHING to win.)
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To: Huskrrrr

Very gneiss.


6 posted on 06/22/2020 4:32:24 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: DFG

Since no one else will defend them, they have to defend themselves.


7 posted on 06/22/2020 4:35:20 PM PDT by Stravinsky (Politeness will not defeat the Marxist revolutionaries)
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To: DFG

On that’s funny. I was just thinking earlier today that there should be a new Night at the Museum movie, but who would play Teddy Roosevelt?


8 posted on 06/22/2020 4:40:58 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: DFG

If only.....


9 posted on 06/22/2020 5:35:44 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
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To: DFG

ANother Exclusive and definitely a contender for a Pulitzer Prize by the Bee!! Bravo!


10 posted on 06/22/2020 6:37:16 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: DFG

LOL


11 posted on 06/29/2020 12:47:00 PM PDT by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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