Posted on 08/21/2020 12:05:36 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
Joe Biden will formally accept the Democratic nomination for president on Thursday and deliver the primetime address to his party's virtual convention. We didn't feel like staying up to watch, so instead we programmed a bot to study hours of footage of Biden speaking during the campaign, and then forced it to write a Joe Biden acceptance speech of its very own.
Here are the 10 most inspiring lines from the bot-authored speech. Enjoy!
(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...
We found Joe Biden’s speech writer! I can’t tell the bot created Joe-lines from the “original” mangled Joe-lines.
He’ll run(uin) America just as successful as Lightfoot run(uins) Chicago-stan.
Thank you for posting this.
“Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry’s ghost as he walked across the grounds towards the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione’s family.”
LOL First one was pretty funny-
ROFL...
“Bad Lip Reading “ did one on biden a year ago
and recently did one on Trumps Axios interview (didn’t watch it)
I wonder if they’ll touch this easy one?
and will You Tube censor it if they do?
“My son is wearing a Biden 2020 shirt as a social experiment
I feel sorry for him... so far he’s been kicked, elbowed and had a bottle thrown at him and he hasn’t even left the house yet”
LOLOL
“That was the summer of 1976, two thousandth year since the framing of, by and for. Independence. All men are cremated evil. Equal. You know the thing.”
You know, the thing.
Was just thinking the same thing. I’ll be a little disappointed if the BLR guy doesn’t do one.
The Washington Free Beacon would be better off to leave satire to the professionals at Babylon Bee.
Print this up and get this out there in your precinct
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The CCP’s (China Communist Party) newspaper The Global Times has endorsed Biden Claiming he would be the easiest to work with.
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