Mayhaps they should present the guvnuh with an "Undertaker" award, (informally referred to as an "Undie"), in commemoration of all the 1st degree cuomos he has committed with this covid crap.
Posted on 11/24/2020 3:07:47 PM PST by DFG
Just hours after Governor Andrew Cuomo accepted an International Emmy for his amazing, informative, not-at-all-filled-with-propaganda COVID press briefings, his Emmy award passed away of COVID-19, sources confirmed Tuesday.
"The Emmy was placed in a nursing home for safekeeping and almost immediately contracted the virus, passing away just hours later," said one medical professional. "Cuomo was also seen encouraging the statue to attend a Biden rally and a BLM protest, though he was emphatic that the statue not go to synagogue or church."
Cuomo will be awarded another Emmy for his excellent handling of the first Emmy, sources say. He is also writing a book called American Crisis 2: More Leadership Lessons from Caring for a Statue. Netflix consultant Barack Obama is working on turning the story into a Netflix special.
The governor accepted no responsibility for killing the statue and quickly blamed Trump for the mishap.
My condolences to the parents of the still-born Emmy.
OMG, this is so sad.
There’s an empty chair at the emmy award breakfast table....
Well he is old and cuomo loves to kill the old so ...
Heh.
RIP
A quick look...and yes...it’s the BEE
My wife has Covid and my mother is in ICU after 3 heart attacks in 24 hours.
Just looking at the title was the first good laugh that I’ve had for several days - thanks!
The Emmy award has certainly died as something to be taken seriously.
Well it was elderly...
Thanks Babylon Bee for the laugh...
Hmmm. What award should he get for most COVID deaths of any State? Of course, Murphy of NJ has a good argument for that one since he can claim more deaths per 100,000. No wonder Dr. Faustus admires their handling of the crisis. His master is pleased, very pleased.
Golly Moses
I am sorry
Here’s another thing to bring a smile. I hope.
Drama dog
https://mobile.twitter.com/Cory__1077/status/1331012047601975296
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