Posted on 08/23/2021 11:14:33 AM PDT by DFG
U.S.—100 million Americans who were previously hesitant to get vaccinated are rejoicing today after the FDA approved it, proving that everything is totally safe.
According to sources, the Food and Drug Administration is completely trustworthy and has never approved harmful drugs for the public before. Those sources further confirmed that the FDA is a part of the government, which has never lied or been incompetent or corrupt in any way.
"Yeah, I've always trusted the government and drug companies, so I guess I'm ok to get the vaccine now," said Bubba Snugglebrugg, who was previously a militant anti-vaxxer. "I can't wait to get my 'Fauci Ouchie' and wear my Pfizer sticker! Thanks, FDA!"
Sources within the FDA say the vaccine went through a rigorous approval process of various government bureaucrats saying "Oh well, what the heck—we may as well approve this now", and signing a very important-looking document with a government seal and some big words on it.
"That's good enough for me!" said Snugglebrugg.
Thanks you Bee, you are always cutting edge! #nojab4me
We witnessed a miracle today. With one flick of a signature nobody will die anymore.
Sigh. Thanks for the smile. God bless the Bee
Speaking of which. I smell corruption on why they chose Pfizer as the vaccine to approve first.
I guarantee you that congress critters and FDA family members bought Pfizer stock.
Pfizer is currently down to 40% efficacy. Which means it doesn’t even qualify as a vaccine.
Moderna is around 70% and J&J is around 80%. But they went with Pfizer! Why? Follow the money!
I don’t trust any of the shots, but forget that for a minute, why do the least effective shot? It protects no one as it shouldn’t even qualify as a vaccine any longer.
The Bee nails it again.
If the government told you to jump off a bridge..
FDA DID NOT give full approval today. They extended the EUA, and that is all. It is NOT an FDA approved gene therapy yet.
Is this a known fact, or just some obscure group making this claim? Sorry, I trust little from both the pro-Vax and anti-Vax groups.
well, maybe 1 person out of those 100 million. Which is why part b is Biden telling companies to mandate vacs for their workers.
Oh God. I was about to react as if this were a true story. Then I checked...The Bee! Of course. They must have a lot of fun writing these things.
43% against the new Delta variant.
Pfizer has been around longer and probably has deeper tentacles into fedgov. Moderna had never brought a product to market until covid. Probably as simple as Pfizer having more connections in K street. I wouldn’t doubt that congress people knew last week who was going to be approved and knew last year before anyone else, which companies were going to get EUA. There’s a reason they’re all multi-millionaires on a $200k salary.
Thalidominde. (sp?)
Never forget that. Talk about side effects.
And, don’t give me any crappola about : “we learned from that”. No, this is the first widespread use of mRNA tech. Limited clinical trials. All YOU have learned is how to bamboozle and skim for $$ and politics.
I made the same mistake. The letter for EUA extension was dated today as was the letter of clearance:
https://www.fda.gov/media/151710/download
Here is the letter for extending EUA:
https://www.fda.gov/media/150386/download
Go figure.
Finally - a headline too stupid to be believed actually IS from the Babylon Bee!!
Is Pfizer stating this?
Yes its a fact. You have the internet, its easily found
So fall Empires. The powerful grab whatever wealth they can before the final collapse into the new order.
I saw 42% from a regular news source. Should be on FR somewhere.
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