Posted on 09/09/2021 9:37:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
An airline passenger aboard a flight from Los Angeles to Salt Lake City on Labor Day appeared to have been possessed by Satan. Fortunately, The Exorcist was aboard the same flight and attempted to exorcise the demon from the deranged passenger. Did it work? Well, at least give The Exorcist credit for trying but some people are way beyond help.
PING!
And he (Jesus) said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer and fasting. Mark 9:29
Where would the demon go?
Jesus sent the demons into swine, and they jumped over a cliff.
Will the demon go into, say, the flight crew and they will jump out the aircraft door?
Seriously, one day a demon will be exorcised by the power of the Holy Spirit, and it will be witnessed to such an extent that the act cannot be denied.
Maybe not today, but soon . . . I expect.
Fake! No plane has that much legroom!
Nope! That wacko on the plane was all too real. He was already covered in the news. An American Airlines flight.
Okay, I think I missed the sarcasm. BTW, when I was a kid I don’t remember crazy people on the planes. Now it is all too common. Also back then they treated us like royalty even those flying coach. Nowadays, unless you fly First Class they treat you like herd animals.
Guy sounds like he’s auditioning for The Walking Dead.
It’d make more sense to cast out the demons of panic and hysteria that have inhabited many folks lately.
Lame joke about flying.
Reduce the altitude and dump him out of the plane. Exorcism accomplished.
“Reduce the altitude and dump him out of the plane”
No factor unless you get below 1500’.
And created deviled Ham
It used to be almost all the crazies would travel by Greyhound. Unfortunately, they have now infected air travel.
Maj. Dick Winters on the Crossroads Assault (Band of Brothers) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnF6z9yyGo4
The only aircraft I’ve been on since 2006 is a Cessna, flown by my cousin.
He was just tired of wearing a mask. Makes people crazy.
I would apply a rear naked choke and “fix him”.
Misleading headline
yes indeed. airline service has gone to Hell in a handbasket, complete with demon=possessed TSA molesters and some Nurse Ratchett crews
the airlines used to provide good service with pride.
since those days, we have experienced:
terrible long lines
ridiculous TSA bullcrap
food deprivation (one of the best meals we ever ate was on an Air Canada flight and since they had extras they offered us seconds)
Spirit Airlines cancelling a flight (they cancelled it weeks ahead of schedule but did not notify passengers so we were all there crowding with our baggage at the empty gate, they didn’t even bother to staff it! And they refused all requests for refunds, thereby stealing our money. Finally while a different airline at an adjacent gate kindly volunteered to find us alternative flights, it costs a lot more to buy tickets on an urgent or emergency basis like this at time of departure so we lost another $2000 due to Spirit.
and yes, stand in front of your Shrinking Ray before attempting to fit into their new micro-seats
How in Heaven’s name can good business services get this putrid, and so fast too?
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