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Posted on 10/19/2021 1:08:49 PM PDT by DFG
WORLD—The arms race is heating up between the U.S. and China. Just last week, China revealed its brand new "space nukes", which are capable of easily nuking any country on the planet. The United States responded swiftly to the provocation by unveiling the world's first trans admiral.
"China, you've been warned," said Biden to a Chinese food delivery person he mistook for President Xi. "Our transgender admiral is fully armed and operational. If you cross us, we will unleash the full fire and fury of this deadly weapon upon you, make no mistake."
Military experts say that while a space nuke is somewhat impressive, it pales in comparison to the awesome power of diversity. "With Rachel Levine serving as admiral, nations around the world will bow before the terrifying might of our transgender empowerment," said General Milley. "We must pursue peace through strength. Strength of inclusivity."
Biden insisted that there is no weapon yet conceived that can top Admiral Levine and that he will gladly accept China's preemptive surrender.
Admiral Levine was not available for comment as she was getting her prostate examined.
Oh Babylon Bee. “You crack me, so consistently, up.” Quoting ‘Fat
Tony D’amico’
It appears that The Babylon Bee has given up doing satire.
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God help us.
We’ve been handed over to be playthings for Demons.
So much for meritocracy. We have diversity.
“Dr. Rachel Levine, the US assistant secretary for health for the Biden administration, was sworn in as a four-star admiral for the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps today. The Washington Post claimed Levine is the organization’s “first-ever female” four-star admiral.”
It’d be harder for Richard Levine to fight China than it was when he fought nursing home residents in Pennsylvania (except for his mother, whom he let escape from the nursing home before he used germ warfare against the elderly).
I wasn't LOL until the closing line.
That’ll show the Chinese...
this fella that calls himself rachael should be given mental help- but instead, he is coddled and treated as though he really is a woman, and promoted to rear admiral?
Trans-Admiral? Is that a new rank - an admiral that used to be a general?
The story belongs in “Not the Bee”.
I'm not sure. Does becoming a Trans-Admiral mean you've had a service change operation, or does it mean you just dress funny.
We will simply out-woke the Chinese. That’ll fix ‘em.
And inclusivity. Don’t forget the inclusivity.
I LOVE THE BEE!!! LMAO!
Oh that Admiral Levine, the commander of Biden’s “Queens Navy”.
Heard that his/her/its flagship is named the Mississippi Queen.
Gives new meaning to the command, “man the guns”!!
Do not want to know what a new “woke” meaning of “ cannon balls” means.
I could go on butt I don’t want Don Lemon coming after me with his Teabagger cops.
Sadly, the BB can’t keep up with reality under this administration.
Please don’t invade Taiwan! PLEASE!
Or. Or.. We’ll cut our dicks off!
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