Posted on 01/28/2022 4:34:02 PM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Earlier this week, President Biden was spotted at Home Depot using color swatches to help him choose the next Supreme Court Justice.
"Hmmm... should I go with the 'Neutral Tans' or the 'Balmy Browns' Collection?" Biden said to himself.
"Everything is riding on this!"
Store employees report the president was looking through the color swatches for hours, only stopping to eat ice cream. Secret Service agents blocked off the aisle and refused to let other customers shop for their home projects.
Biden reportedly asked an employee for help but the white man was too afraid to risk being accidentally racist.
Home Depot Associate Jake Stone said of his encounter, "He was trying to ask what the best shade of black is for total submissiveness to his progressive executive agenda. At first, I thought he was going to repaint the Oval Office. I told him black wouldn't be great for a room."
"No, for people!" Biden allegedly yelled. "Black people! Come on, man!"
The president then turned back to the swatches. At one point he held up Chestnut Brown and Charcoal Black swatches and compared them to each other. "Wait–blacks are brown? I don't get it."
Biden left the Home Depot with five color swatches in his possession, explaining he had to see which one matched VP Kamala Harris.
Good one - it’s almost true.
Anyone want to bet light, the totally unimportant, light skinned vs dark skinned will be a subject in the Sunday New York Times News division. The people “who care” sub divide a group they want care for every 3 days or they feal pain in their inner soul.... oh inner heart ... oh whatever.
No pick should be pre-meditated based on race and gender....this is truly an extreme of racism.
He thought he was choosing his next ice cream flavor.
More important is how big and curly her ‘fro is.
Using Biden’s definition - anybody that voted for him is black and gender is undefined so he can nominate anybody there!
That’s priceless!
Winner of the internet!
The Bee just killing it...
I just hope to God the wannabes don't resort to subterfuge to fake skin color.
That pic is funnier than hell!
The Rats aren’t just putting MLK to the back of the bus, they are putting him under the bus.
I’m praying this backfires.
I wonder if Leguizamo would like to re-think his comments from yesterday saying he had to stay out of the sun to “get acting roles”. Clearly that is not the case for SCOTUS.
ooooooooooohhh sh!!!t...LOLOL!!!
I understand the classic method involved comparisons to the color of grocery sacks. The use of color swatches brings it into the 21st Century.
lol
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