Posted on 04/12/2022 5:03:33 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
The Russia/Ukraine conflict could soon be coming to an end because actor Sean Penn (you remember him as Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High) says he’s thinking about “taking up arms” against Russia.
“Oh, gnarly!”
Penn has been in Ukraine filming a documentary and expressed his support for Ukraine and desire to fight on its behalf in an interview with Hollywood Authentic.
“The only possible reason for me staying in Ukraine longer last time would’ve been for me to be holding a rifle, probably without body armour,” Penn said. “Because as a foreigner, you would want to give that body armour to one of the civilian fighters who doesn’t have it or to a fighter with more skills than I have, or to a younger man or woman who could fight for longer or whatever.”
Penn continued, “So, where I am in life is short of doing that, but if you’ve been in Ukraine [fighting] has to cross your mind. And you kind of think what century is this? Because I was at the gas station in Brentwood the other day and I’m now thinking about taking up arms against Russia? What the f—k is going on?”
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Penn has yet to stop Russia’s attack, but maybe this Hollywood gun-control advocate taking up arms against Russia could be the key to ending this conflict.
“Well I’ll tell you, Stu, I did battle some humungous waves. But like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business.”
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He'd be shark chum within 5 minutes.
Go ahead.
Nick Danger...
That ding dong shouldn’t be anywhere near a firearm 🤪
Sean, you’re 61 y/o. Think it over. This is a very serious confict, no matter what opinion you hold. Once you surrender yourself to the Ukraines, you cannot suddenly change your mind and hop a flight back to LA. You belong to Zelensky’s Generals.
Something good may come out of this mess after all!
Please take Carlos Danger with you.
Please do. Go over. We can take up a collection and get him a plane ticket. We have given ukraine all the guns they need. They will give him one when he gets there. He may not like what he sees going on over there. A lot of conflicting reports. I for one do not want to find out first hand. May sound cruel or rude but that’s not my fight.
This ain't some movie, pal. Those are real men shooting real bullets at each other in a real war.
I’ll pay his airfare
Go Sean Go! Use a bow and arrow like Rambo.
Sean’s been taking gun lessons from Alec.
𝘎𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘥 was an ok movie, the best part being at the end when Josh Brolin kicked Sean Penn’s ass.
I actually thought this was a Babylon Bee story!
Only Penn movies I like are the ones where he gets his @ss kicked or dies violently
He’d trip on a root and fall on his own bayonet.
Well . . . that ought to shake Putin up!
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