Posted on 07/12/2022 11:33:06 AM PDT by DFG
U.S. — According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.
"We aren't sure why the Latinx, who are as special and unique as a breakfast taco — or maybe a toasted cheddar chalupa — are leaving the Democrats," said Dr. Jill Biden while performing routine spinal surgery on one of her patients. "Don't they know how much we Democrats care about their vote? Perhaps we need more abortions and drag queen story hours."
Local breakfast taco Carlos Hernandez isn't convinced. "You know, I'm just not sure the Democrats really care about me," he said as he entered church on Sunday with his family.
Another local breakfast taco, Valentina Gonzalez, agrees. "I'm just not sure Democrat values are my values," she said as she fired her favorite AR-15 at the local gun range. "Am I allowed to say that?"
At publishing time, several breakfast egg rolls were beginning to think the same thing.
-PJ
Rockford gives the thumbs up!
Are you from Rockford? We lived there for 15 years.
..Sometimes they are like waffles and pork sausage.
Tacos in the morning, tacos in the evening, tacos at supper time, be my little taco and love me all the time.
5.56mm
Notice that she didn’t mess with the waffles and fried chicken.
There will be many articles about this after the midterms in 2022 and the presidential election in 2024.
Libtards need little brown taco people to clean their houses 🤪
Breakfast tacos, not to be confused with food such as huevos rancheros.
This is one way to end illegal immigration
Who wants to come here and then have it turn into the sh*thole they left?
Convince them to vote Repubnlican, or it will.
THEN they’ll close the borders. This is why they were against Cubans leaving Castro’s regime- they almost always voted Republican.
Pandering to hispanics does not work. They are not monolithic and do not fall for it. Many of those from hispanic nations were subjected to pandering over and over from their failed leaders, so they will not fall for it now.
Republicans are poised to take the whole enchilada - if they don’t blow it.
Oh, man, you lose the egg rolls and pretty soon you've lost the gefilte fish and the haggis and the lutefisk too. Don't egg them on, Jill, or this election could be over easy.
I don’t expect those numbers to remain that high after Taco Tuesday.
Steak & eggs are already gone
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