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AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/19/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/19/2022 3:26:46 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a heroic protest at the Supreme Court, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent the better part of three hours sitting in an invisible police car with her wrists bound by invisible handcuffs, waiting to be taken to an invisible jail.

"After being threatened with an invisible gun, I was thrown on the ground by invisible police!" shouted Ocasio-Cortez as she flipped her hair for the camera. "They've kept me stuffed in this invisible squad car for hours, the fascists! When I get out of the invisible slammer, I'm going to make them pay - every last invisible one of them!"

Several members of Congress were reportedly arrested outside of the Supreme Court today, where they were protesting the court ruling that Congress had to actually show up for work. "It is absolutely heinous that the Supreme Court would ask us to like, make laws," said Representative Ilhan Omar. "We are far too busy leading protests about abortion to actually write any legislation on it. Ugh, why are these invisible handcuffs always so tight?"

Sources say Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has already obtained her first prison tattoo, which is invisible, and is subsisting well thus far on invisible prison food. She has reportedly kept herself in solitary confinement inside an invisible box, but she does come out to weep outside her own invisible prison cell if she thinks anyone with a camera is nearby.

At publishing time, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has generously offered to donate her invisible handcuffs to be displayed in the Smithsonian in commemoration of her bravery.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aoc; arrest; babylonbee; bartender; booty; bugeyed; cortez; fakelatina; invisible; juicybooty; marxist; sandycortez
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1 posted on 07/19/2022 3:26:46 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

It’s clear now. She’s auditioning for Hollywood.


2 posted on 07/19/2022 3:31:25 PM PDT by Chad C. Mulligan (qd4)
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To: DFG

A prisoner of her own mind.


3 posted on 07/19/2022 3:31:28 PM PDT by Hieronymus
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To: DFG
But ya know what’s not invisible?


4 posted on 07/19/2022 3:33:40 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: DFG

She carries her own builtin cushion to sit on


5 posted on 07/19/2022 3:37:46 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: DFG

Where’s the invisible rope?


6 posted on 07/19/2022 3:54:57 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference of the Devil...-Churchill)
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To: DFG

Also, she is serving drinks at an invisible bar.


7 posted on 07/19/2022 3:56:06 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: DFG
...they were protesting the court ruling that Congress had to actually show up for work.

Whoa, I didn't realize it was that serious! They're sitting in to protest being made to sit in.

8 posted on 07/19/2022 3:59:05 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

The violent bartender now has a record.


9 posted on 07/19/2022 4:01:43 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: DFG

Hail The Bee.


10 posted on 07/19/2022 4:06:57 PM PDT by Arcadian Empire (The Baric-Daszak-Fauci spike protein, by itself, is deadly.)
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What a wonderful world it would be if she was invisible and mute


11 posted on 07/19/2022 4:13:57 PM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: KarlInOhio

Right there, at the invisible lamppost!


12 posted on 07/19/2022 4:18:35 PM PDT by castlebrew (Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
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To: DFG

I would like to see her asked how she has acquired $29 million since getting elected. The tips in congress must be better than tending bar.


13 posted on 07/19/2022 4:19:55 PM PDT by Spok (Don’t pee down my leg and tell me it’s raining.)
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To: Chad C. Mulligan

I’m hoping President Trump will deport her to Puerto Rico in 2025 and spin the whole thing off to Venezuela.


14 posted on 07/19/2022 4:20:34 PM PDT by nascarnation (Let's Go Brandon!)
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To: Spok

$29 million?

Bwahaha!


15 posted on 07/19/2022 4:27:21 PM PDT by 1FreeAmerican
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To: DFG
AOC-Built-In-Antenna
16 posted on 07/19/2022 4:44:42 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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To: Spok

Do you have a source for this?


17 posted on 07/19/2022 5:34:11 PM PDT by Syllojism
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To: Apparatchik; Rurudyne

Ping to post #4


18 posted on 07/19/2022 5:38:45 PM PDT by null and void (No world is so large that it can't fit within the pages of a book)
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To: Syllojism

Search FR. From Investment Watch.


19 posted on 07/19/2022 5:39:09 PM PDT by Spok (Don’t pee down my leg and tell me it’s raining.)
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To: DFG

I hope she loses her seat and is humiliated so hard we never have to see her smirking face again.


20 posted on 07/19/2022 6:04:43 PM PDT by Boomer ( George Orwell: “During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.”)
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