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Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican Half
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/04/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/04/2022 3:38:27 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country.

"It's real simple, folks! " said President Biden. "America can be united if we can just murder everyone who disagrees with me. Peace in our time, Jack!"

While most Democrats agreed with Biden's understatedly brilliant plan, some expressed concern that he was getting ahead of himself. "We've only just recently introduced the idea that anyone who disagrees with us is a dangerous extremist who deserves to die," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "You've got to give that a little more time to marinate before we really start taking them out."

Republicans argued that telling people you disagree with to die isn't really unity, but to no avail. "Hey, I tried asking nicely for you to stop disagreeing with me," said Biden. "But you Republicans are making unity impossible by insisting on saying I'm wrong. So we've got to do what any good democracy does - kill all of you."

At publishing time, Biden accused Republicans of violence after they reportedly started buying guns to defend themselves from extermination.


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; creepstate; deepstate; extermination; maga; policestate; republican; singlepartystate
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Not Satire
1 posted on 09/04/2022 3:38:27 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Thank God for the 2nd amendment. If the left comes after we MAGA Republicans, I plan on taking a few with me.


2 posted on 09/04/2022 3:41:00 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: DFG

That is what I heard, not sure this is satire.


3 posted on 09/04/2022 3:41:18 PM PDT by TreasonObserver
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To: DFG

A perfect explication of the decided-upon (subliminal) narrative and associated brainwashing campaign. In other words, this is Brandon’s “truth”.


4 posted on 09/04/2022 3:46:07 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

Has the Babylon Bee given up on satire?


5 posted on 09/04/2022 3:46:12 PM PDT by TigersEye (The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
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To: DFG

Definitely not satire. I swear I’ve heard this position espoused by many a leftist over the past few weeks.

The one that was the worst was the person who said something along the lines of: “These MAGA people have crawled out from under their rock and refuse to go away, so we have to get rid of them. The Germans did it, so can we” (this is not a verbatim quote but that was the gist of it). She had 55,000 followers and many of them “liked” her comment. She finally deleted her tweet without explaining what “it” meant.


6 posted on 09/04/2022 3:51:58 PM PDT by CFW
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To: EvilCapitalist
"Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - General George Patton
7 posted on 09/04/2022 3:53:18 PM PDT by William Tell
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To: DFG

He forgot to add: “and this is no joke!”


8 posted on 09/04/2022 3:53:47 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: DFG

Biden isn’t Hitler, he’s Pol Pot


9 posted on 09/04/2022 3:54:38 PM PDT by Regulator (It's fraud, Jim)
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To: DFG

MAGA is 70% of the country.....prove me otherwise


10 posted on 09/04/2022 3:57:42 PM PDT by mo ("If you understand, no explanation is needed; if you don't understand, no explanation is possible)
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To: DFG

11 posted on 09/04/2022 4:01:22 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: DFG

One again, the Bee is publishing news.


12 posted on 09/04/2022 4:06:08 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Regulator

Pol Potato


13 posted on 09/04/2022 4:07:53 PM PDT by TigersEye (The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
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To: DFG

That title is a very succinct summary of Biden’s speech.


14 posted on 09/04/2022 4:09:41 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DFG

This is basically what Stalin said.


15 posted on 09/04/2022 4:17:31 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: DFG

16 posted on 09/04/2022 4:18:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: EvilCapitalist
If the left comes after we MAGA Republicans, I plan on taking a few with me.

It won't be just MAGA Republicans they go after. Anyone to the right of BLM, ANTIFA and the rest of the "social justice" crowd will be targets.

17 posted on 09/04/2022 4:20:25 PM PDT by Ratman0823 ("Failure is not an option"... Unless you are a RINO!)
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To: DFG

The RAT party tells us that we cannot coexist. Listen and prepare accordingly.


18 posted on 09/04/2022 4:20:26 PM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Ditto. Locked, cocked, and ready to rock.


19 posted on 09/04/2022 4:22:50 PM PDT by MachIV
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To: CFW

Given enough time and continued demographic shift, the moving of the Overton Window with the use of language will ripen the pathway to the Left pulling off a Night of the Broken Glass kind of event againt those who tend to lean towards being Republican constituencies. There is absolutely no question in my mind this is the trajectory they are on.

They are hell bent on turning America into Rhodesia 2.0 and some of us are the “tribe” in their sites.


20 posted on 09/04/2022 4:26:48 PM PDT by MachIV
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