Posted on 10/04/2023 3:35:34 PM PDT by DFG
U.S. — An emergency alert message was errantly sent to over 330 million phones today after President Biden accidentally hit the wrong button reaching for his Life Alert.
President Biden reportedly tripped while excitedly scurrying to the dining room for his mid-morning oatmeal, and found himself unable to get up. In a vain attempt to activate Life Alert, Mr. Biden initiated the National Emergency Alert System, triggering a message to 330 million phones. Sadly, none of those included 9-1-1 operators or Life Alert itself.
Despite physical therapy and forcing him to only wear sneakers, Mr. Biden's persistent falls necessitated the addition of a Life Alert necklace. "We had to do it, but it's dicey with all the buttons he has now," said White House aide Dylan Rogers. "There's the nuke button, the Life Alert button, the diaper button. It's a scary time to be an American."
At publishing time, sources say Biden was still in the White House shouting, "Help, help! I've fallen and, you know, the thing!"
Lol!
We can always rely upon the Bee to get us the real news, really fast
I would ignore a national emergency warning on my phone. It is much more likely to be fear mongering than an actual emergency.
If there was ever a true national emergency where all 330 millions people were affected, that is called nuclear war and 95% of us would be dead in the following 5 minutes.
We didn’t hear a thing!
That’s funny.
So that’s why there was an alert on my phone this afternoon.
Actually he was trying to call Ukraine to reassure Zelensky he was still good for the money laundering.
Yeah, I know. “Biden’s in trouble and he may be dying!” That’s why I hit the OK button.
There is no way to turn it off or to opt out.
BBTY -- Big Brother is Tracking You.
Holy jump up and sit down..!
Lol
My favorite part was when they tasted immediately did the encore, but in Spanish.
My message said “From the WH: Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”
Lol love it...
Last time that anywhere near that number were on their cell phones at the same time for an event was on tucker’s interview with trump on debate night
Good one like much
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