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  • Washington Post Shifting to AI [semi-satire]

    05/27/2024 11:00:17 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    The Washington Post's CEO Will Lewis, announced that "we will be replacing most of our human reporters with artificial intelligence (AI). We are in a hole, and we have been for some time. It's clear that we cannot afford to continue as we have been. Many on our staff have already been submitting AI-generated text as their own work. They have, effectively, made themselves redundant. So, we are eliminating the middle men, their salaries, and their benefits. The electricity to run our AI is dirt-cheap by comparison." Recently, Google's AI has recommended "adding glue to pizza sauce" and suggested that...
  • VIDEO: AI Comments on "Colossus: The Forbin Project"

    05/27/2024 8:25:34 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 54 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 27, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThere is currently a lot of debate about if AI is a dangerous threat or not. One way to possibly find out if AI is a threat is to ask AI to do a film review about "Colossus: The Forbin Project," a 1970 film about the dangers of AI. The weird thing is that this film can't be found in its entirety on the Web. Is it being suppressed and if so, by who? In this video, AI Sophie does briefly discuss "Colossus: The Forbin Project" but I believe we might be better able to find out the intentions of...
  • VIDEO: Woman Who Advocated SPYING on Trump in 2017 Now Hyped by MTP

    05/26/2024 1:00:27 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 26, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHey Meet The Press! Did you really think our memories are so short that we would forget that Evelyn Farkas was the former Obama official who in early 2017 advocated that liberals in government SPY on President Donald Trump? And yet you dredged her up again to piously lecture us peons about 2024 election violence and the peaceful transfer of power. Never forget what a FRAUD Farkas was and is amidst her current holier than thou sanctimonious lecturing on FAKE NEWS MTP about "Threats to DEMAHCRACY."
  • "Hedonic" Adjustments to the CPI [semi-satire]

    05/26/2024 10:57:22 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    A spot check of fast food prices over the past five years shows prices rising much faster than the official Bureau of Labor Statistics' Consumer Price Index's 21% rise. Big Macs are 88% more costly. Taco Bell burritos are up 118%, and Chick-Fil A nuggets are up 96%. Erika McEntarfer, Commissioner of the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, explained that "we use a 'hedonic' adjustment factor to account for the technological improvements that make products more enjoyable. A simplistic comparison of a 2024 Bic Mac with a 2019 Big Mac fails to account for the value of the increased consumer...
  • Trump's Bronx Rally Called "Waste of Time" [semi-satire]

    05/25/2024 11:03:48 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, former President Trump held a campaign rally in the Bronx Borough of New York City. An estimated crowd of 25,000 enthusiastic fans attended. Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY) called the attendees "clowns" and the rally "a waste of time." "Anyone who thinks that enthusiastic voters are going to decide this election is sadly mistaken," Hochul proclaimed. "In the 2020 election Trump had slews of rallies with tens of thousands of enthusiastic supporters. Then former Vice-President Biden had only a few dozen attendees at his infrequent campaign appearances. Yet, he easily defeated Trump when the votes were counted." "The secret...
  • VIDEO: Joe Biden Performs the Thorazine Shuffle Diaper Change

    05/25/2024 8:00:14 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 43 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 25, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOJoe Biden once again performs his infamous Thorazine Shuffle on the White House lawn accompanied by the president of Kenya. However, this time there is a twist since Biden also looks like he is in need of a diaper change.
  • October 7 Video "Defames Hamas" [semi-satire]

    05/25/2024 12:23:54 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    At a hearing of the House Education and Workforce Committee, Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Mn) sharply criticized University of California Los Angeles (UCLA) Chancellor Gene Block for allowing pro-Israel counter protesters on their campus to publicly show a video of the October 7 Hamas attack on Israeli civilians. "This one-sided, out-of-context view of beheaded babies, raped women and children, and slaughtered unarmed persons defamed the Muslims fighting to free Palestine from its Jewish oppressors," Omar asserted. "They made no effort to present Hamas' justification for the raid. The insinuation that targeting civilians is per se wrong overlooks the fact that Israeli...
  • VIDEO: AOC Mocked by God and Man over Rain at Trump Bronx Rally

    05/24/2024 8:34:25 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 24, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOOn the morning of May 23, 2024 much of the media and especially Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were GLOATING over the heavy rains that threatened to ruin the Donald Trump rally in the Bronx later that day. AOC even thanked God for bringing the rain. Maybe she should have waited a few hours because by the time of the Trump Rally in the Bronx, the skies had cleared and the weather was beautiful for the ENORMOUS Trump rally. It was as if God, who was invoked by AOC, was MOCKING her for her hubris. Please be sure to check out the end...
  • Democrats Release Damning Photo Of Justice Alito Reading The Constitution

    05/23/2024 1:23:20 PM PDT · by DFG · 12 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 05/23/2024 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another scandal involving the conservative Supreme Court judge, Democrats released a damning photograph of Justice Samuel Alito reading the Constitution. After releasing the photo, Democrats argued that Justice Alito had clearly been radicalized and could not be trusted to make impartial rulings on the constitutionality of any case due to the fact that he had read the Constitution in the past. "This is shameful behavior unbecoming of any Supreme Court judge," argued Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "To think that we have had a dangerous extremist sitting on our highest court this whole time is...
  • Newsom Issues Ban On Legal-Citizen Voting

    05/23/2024 1:21:18 PM PDT · by DFG · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 05/23/2024 | Babylon Bee
    SACRAMENTO, CA - In a recent move to increase voter access, strengthen election integrity, and improve the voting process, California Governor Gavin Newsom has just signed a bill banning legal citizens from voting in local, state, and federal elections. Sources close to the Governor's Office say that the bill prohibits all legal citizens from casting a vote, including but not limited to "any person possessing a proper driver's license, passport, social security card, or other valid means of state or federal identification." "It is my sincere hope that this measure will help defend the electoral processes of the great state...
  • VIDEO: John Adams Miniseries Reveals Taboo Flags that Justice Alito is Forbidden to Fly

    05/23/2024 7:23:48 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 23, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIn what Bizarro World do we live in which the corrupt judge in the Manhattan trial is allowed to try to convict Trump while his daughter receives millions of dollars in bribe money from the Democrats while Justice Samuel Alito is demanded to recuse himself for flying a (GASP!) Revolutionary War era flag. Yes, it is now a Thought Crime to fly a Pine Tree aka "An Appeal To Heaven" flag according to those desperately attempting to get Alito to recuse himself from the Supreme Court cases involving Trump. The intro of the John Adams miniseries presents the now forbidden...
  • Contrasting Views on Climate Change [semi-satire]

    05/22/2024 10:31:38 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    On the one hand, William McGuire, an Emeritus Professor of Geophysical & Climate Hazards at University College London, says "the only realistic way I see emissions falling as fast as they need to, to avoid catastrophic climate breakdown, is the culling of the human population by a pandemic with a very high fatality rate. It looked like the coronavirus pandemic might do the trick, but its lethality was way over hyped by the World Health Organization. Maybe a breakthrough in ongoing gain-of-function bioweapons research can boost the death toll from the next pandemic to the 90% fatality rate that is...
  • VIDEO: The YouTube Tell of Democrat Panic Over Mar-a-Lago Deadly Force Story

    05/22/2024 6:25:31 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 22, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOWe see what you are doing, YouTube. The Mar-a-Lago Deadly Force story has the Democrats and the Deep State in a Deep Panic so watch what happens when you enter "Mar-a-Lago Deadly Force" into YouTube Search. Oh, don't look at that! Please watch our shiny Desperate Diversion story over here. OVER HERE!
  • Dems Warn Potential Trump Donors [semi-satire]

    05/21/2024 11:11:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Rumors that former President Trump has asked major oil companies to donate a billion dollars to his campaign has irked Democrats such that Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md) warned the eight energy company CEOs that were said to have had dinner with Trump at his Mar-a-Lago resort last month "to not put all your money on one horse in the race. If that horse loses the race you could suffer much more than the loss of your investment." "Giving money to both sides has been a long-term insurance policy that has spared your industry from extinction," Raskin reminded. "If you think...
  • VIDEO: Matthew McConaughey Cozied Up to Fauci Who Was Villain of "Dallas Buyers Club"

    05/21/2024 7:22:05 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 5 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 21, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOEvil Dr. Anthony Fauci was the villain of "Dallas Buyers Club" yet for some bizarre reason the star of that movie, Matthew McConaughey, years later sucked up to Fauci with an incredibly softball interview about COVID in August, 2020. McConaughey likes to portray himself as a politically independent thinker yet he carefully followed the liberal narrative while questioning Fauci. Keep in mind that it was Fauci's drug policies that McConaughey's screen character was angry about. Oh, and please don't tell me that the villain of the "Dallas Buyers Club" was not Fauci because the McConaughey character was railing against the...
  • Despite Polls, Biden Is Confident of Reelection [semi-satire]

    05/20/2024 9:57:39 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Though recent polls of registered eligible voters in swing states show former President Donald Trump is ahead of him, recumbent President Joe Biden remains confident that he will be reelected. He has been telling donors that "the polling data is wrong because it only includes registered voters. It completely overlooks our strength among unregistered and ineligible voters, our robust ballot harvesting operation, the proliferation of unsupervised drop boxes where anyone--registered or not, eligible or not, citizen or not can deposit as many ballots as they desire." "A new study published by Just Facts found that up to 27% of non-citizen...
  • VIDEO: Reality Check on NBC's Pathetic Coverage of Hunter Biden Laptop Story

    05/20/2024 7:34:49 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 1 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 20, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOOn the May 19, 2024 "Meet The Press" during a contentious interview with Senator Marco Rubio, host Kristin Welker claimed NBC News did cover the Hunter Biden laptop story in 2020. Yeah, they covered it by discounting it as the result of RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION as you can see here. So when will Welker and NBC News issue a CORRECTION by admitting that the Hunter Biden Laptop story was true and NOT the result of Russian Disinformation? And while they are at it. will Andrea Mitchell also correct her highly laughable claim in 2020 that Joe Biden was some sort of...
  • New US bill aims to force full UFO disclosure within 270 days

    05/19/2024 3:17:33 PM PDT · by Macho MAGA Man · 35 replies
    Unexplained Mysteries ^ | May 17, 2024 | T.K. Randall
    Rep. Tim Burchett is introducing a new bill designed to force the US government to release all of its UFO files. Things could soon get very interesting for UFO disclosure advocates - that is, at least, if a new congressional bill introduced by Rep. Tim Burchett this week actually passes. At only 1.5 pages in length, the bill - entitled 'The UAP Transparency Act' - isn't exactly very large. If it did happen to pass, however, it would force the President of the United States to not only order all government agencies to release all of their UFO-related documents to...
  • DHS Defends Privacy of Terrorists [semi-satire]

    05/19/2024 11:05:48 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Fox News reporter Bill Melugin's request to know the nationalities of persons on the terrorist watch list arrested after illegally entering the US was rebuffed by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Spokesperson Ikhil Yudhimmi explained that "the privacy interests of those apprehended outweigh the minimal level of public interest in such information." Melugin found the rejection and explanation "inane. I did not ask for any names, IDs, addresses, or law-enforcement information. The people on the terrorist watch list are not families with children seeking a better life. They are suspected of being here intending to attack, damage, and kill....
  • VIDEO: South Florida TV Weatherman Plays "Climate Change" Politics

    05/19/2024 8:08:53 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 19, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO They are getting soooo desperate over Joe Biden's diminishing 2024 election chances that now weathermen are engaging in political campaigning while absurdly PRETENDING they are not campaigning. One such weatherman is Steve MacLaughlin of WTVJ's NBC6 station down here in South Florida. Watch how he jumps up on the Climate Change (Global Warming) bandwagon to lecture the audience while piously pretending he would never tell us who to vote for while obviously telling us who NOT to vote for. (Hint: NOT Trump, WINK! WINK!). Is it too much to ask weathermen to simply report on the weather and stay...