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ANN COULTER SEX VIDEO SURFACES ON 'FREE REPUBLIC' WEB SITE
The Iconoclast ^
| December 13,2003
| William Grim
Posted on 12/13/2003 10:05:19 AM PST by Pan_Yans Wife
A video of conservative chanteuse Ann Coulter allegedly having sex with fellows of the Hoover Institution has surfaced on the 'Free Republic' conservative web site. The grainy video has been downloaded over 798 million times in the last 24 hours, making it the most popular conservative download after the 'Hillary-turning-into-Satan' screensaver that appeared last Christmas, according to statistics kept by the web-site rating service, Alexa.com.
Experts with the CIA and FBI say that they are unable as yet to determine the veracity of the video. However, several sources close to Ms. Coulter who have seen the video say that they have no doubts about the video's authenticity.
"Yeah, Ann always does that thing, you know, whenever someone yells out 'flat tax,'" commented one source familiar with Ms. Coulter's bedroom proclivities.
"It's definitely Ann," said another source. "But I'll say one thing. Former Secretary of State George Schultz is surprisingly limber for a man of his age."
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: failedhumor
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Good grief! You nearly gave me heart failure until I figured out that this is a funny--LOL!
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posted on
12/13/2003 10:07:50 AM PST
by
basil
(basil)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
What?? I need more coffee, or my sense of humor has not risen yet.
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posted on
12/13/2003 10:08:35 AM PST
by
cyborg
(far right extremist american...........)
To: cyborg
I'm glad that I finished my coffee or Pan_Yans Wife would owe me a new keyboard.
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posted on
12/13/2003 10:10:35 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(°¿°)
To: cyborg
Sorry, five cups of coffee still didn't make it funny.
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posted on
12/13/2003 10:11:41 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Dear Mr. Claus, Sadly Donner wasn't wearing a orange vest when he walked under my bow stand......)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Is Ann laughing or calling her lawyer?
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posted on
12/13/2003 10:16:30 AM PST
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: Quix
I don't know. I suspect she would laugh.
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posted on
12/13/2003 10:17:19 AM PST
by
Pan_Yans Wife
("Your joy is your sorrow unmasked." --- GIBRAN)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Why would you waste your time and FreeRepublic's bandwidth ?
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posted on
12/13/2003 10:27:22 AM PST
by
jokar
(Beware of the White European Male Christian theological complex !!)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
I need to take a cold shower even at the thought.
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posted on
12/13/2003 10:28:26 AM PST
by
duckman
To: hole_n_one
I wonder how fast TLB's hand moved to get this thread opened up.
To: Pan_Yans Wife
I suspect, hope and pray so.
It just seems like there are sure too many hungry lawyers running around far too loose these days.
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posted on
12/13/2003 12:18:29 PM PST
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Former Secretary of State George Schultz is surprisingly limber for a man of his age."Not surprising.
One tends to get more limber with increasing age.
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posted on
12/13/2003 4:27:12 PM PST
by
Ole Okie
(Sooners, get those Cajuns! Defeat LSU! And stick a finger in whining USC's eye.)
To: Pan_Yans Wife; phasma proeliator
"But I'll say one thing. Former Secretary of State George Schultz is surprisingly limber for a man of his age."
When asked about his involvement, Schultz is quoted to have said "I know noTHEENG!!!".
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