Posted on 5/4/2004, 1:47:43 AM by Mr. Silverback
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DC Death March Part II--The mainstream speaks
We keep hearing about how the DC Death March was a gathering of Mainstream women, fighting for a large slate of causes like better healthcare. Well then, let's take a look. The first set of photos are the work of freak photog Fred Askew, with a few indymedia shots mixed in where appropriate.
She's writing, "Because I'm willing to kill babies for sex."
"Wait a minute! What do you mean, 'HarpyFest 2004?'"
Whoopi: ...and the doctor says, "Rectum? I aborted 'em!"
The Angel of Death.
Just another mainstream American woman calling for the end of capitalism.
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
I think those are modeled on Monica's...
Susan Sarandon prepares to make a speech on what unborn babies did to us.
"To the tune of "We're off to see the Wizard": "Weeeeee're off to kill some babies, to rip all their little limbs off..."
When I think "mainstream" the first thing I think of is masked anarchists!
Usually I wouldn't listen to someone who's obsessed with their own crotch, but their funky dance moves make an awfully compelling argument!
"If you're not outraged you're not paying attention"? Didn't Hitler say that about the world Jewish conspiracy at the '34 Nuremburg rally?
"YEEEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHH, there's a lot of hot-lookin' chicks at this rally!"
What in the world does that sign mean? Well, better the incomprehensible than the things they really stand for--If they were being honest every sign at this rally would have read: Will Kill Babies For Sex. And heck, I don't know why I recaptioned this photo at all; white people who are deluded enough to think the dreads are working--That's comedy all by itself!
If there's no more abortion, they'll have to buy big sticks to beat the men off with.
I think the mask is so no one will recognize her and realize how low her IQ is. Here are a couple of equations for her: Woman who has abortion does not equal unpregnant. Woman who has abortion = mother of dead baby. And don't get me started on the fact that she puts her useless equation inside a "No" symbol, which must mean she thinks women do equal mothers. BTW, you've just gotta love how these freaks convince themselves that any minute now there'll be a gun to their head forcing them to be barefoot, pregnant and chained to a stove all day.
I can just picture Fred Askew thinking, "Some people take photos of freaks, and they're just photos of freaks. The freaks in my photos are blurry, so it's art."
Why is this man standing up against patriarchy? Oh wait, that's a woman. Ouch. [Stunned, pittying silence.]
Oh man, what a smorgasbord! First, isn't it great how modern feminism has evolved into a group of people who talk like a bunch of misogynist womanizers with 5 drinks in them? The "empowered pussy" T-shirt indicates that they're just as obsessed with their own crotches as...well, as a bunch of misogynist womanizers with 5 drinks in them. And finally..."Queer rights are reproductive rights"...Right, just like quadruple amputee rights are manicure rights.
"See? This is that itchy, burning feeling I was telling you about, the kind I get during my herpes outbreak!"
Someone said, "Why are you lesbians so fired up about abortion?" They stood there like that for over two hours. Eventually, they started drooling...
Mommy was so proud.
"Does this sign make me look fat?"
Um...what is that thing on the left? Also, look at the upper right. Nice to see another mainstream American woman for the end of capitalism.
Two for one caption special:
"Please, please bless me Father, I only have a one-digit IQ!"
They've got their middle finger in God's face, too.
The next few photos were taken by Freepers Pyro 7480 and Flora McDonald, with a smattering of Indymedia pics. Captions in italics are the originals by Flora and Pyro.
"Catholic" women who mock the crucifixion and demand contraceptives. That's like PETA redecorating their offices with stuffed moose heads and bear rugs.
World Worker's Party sez, "Support abortion, it saves space in the gulag."
The Metro coughs up some phlegm
The Kerry base emerges, dressed to kill. And why do these cops look so amused? Must be the fashion police!
"Attention Abortionistas! Jesus loves you and is willing to forgive you. That said, we were wondering if you could take this gay man with the pink beads to the hospital. Since he thinks abortion is something that concerns him, we believe he may have fallen down and injured his brain."
A bunch of "church lady" drag queens "serenade" Father Reynolds with songs of filth. Once again, they make it obvious how much more intellectual, dignified, tolerant and respectful the pro-choice community is compared to we judgmental Bible-thumpers.
Another view of the "church ladies," singing a choral arrangement of AC/DC's "Highway to Hell."
Note the "God is a Woman" sign. Now of course, I disagree with this, but this sign indicates self-loathing far more than it indicates theological error. When they think, "God is a woman" they also apparently think, "Therefore She looks down on 40,000,000 dead babies and says, 'It is good.'" Women=babykiller? That's not self-loahing at all...
A banner in favor of partial-birth abortion, how precious! So let me get this straight: Since I didn't beat my kids with a bat this morning, that was a case of government choosing my parenting style, since they passed laws against child abuse?
Forgive the recycled caption, but I have to ask again: Why are these people obsessed with the idea that many people want to insert things into (or apply things to) their reproductive systems? Have they looked in a freakin' mirror? Have they been seeing a lot of personals ads that begin, "SWM seeks screeching, gynocologically-obsessed harpy. Object: gettin' jiggy"?
A death marcher shows his IQ in more ways than one.
Who decides? Not the baby, that's for sure!
Le freak, ces chic.
The DC Radical Cheerleaders give a rousing cheer:
"Two, four, six, eight
Kill your baby!"
BTW, they've got that chick second from the left, and we've got Bellygirl. Our intellectual superiority is obvious! :-)
Right before the photgrapher snapped the picture he said, "Say 'dead babies!"">
Wow, they're all so...so...what's the term I'm looking for? Oh yeah "Earth-motherish." Well when you think the way to clean up your life is ripping your kid's limbs off, cleaning probably isn't your strong suit.
Dwarf Prime!
While pretending to scratch an itchy botox injection site, Kerry sends a super-secret message to the latest medal-scam exposer, Charlie Gibson. Kerry just can't believe that he left Viet Nam over 30 years ago and he's still getting ambushed by Charlie!
"Hello...hello...hello...hello! Pull my finger...pull my finger...pull my finger...pull my finger..."
Dreadful stupid, Palestine
For some reason, Webb Hubbel is now posing as a Palestinian woman and getting into street brawls with Israeli soldiers.
"Aiiigh! How could leaving America to give aid and comfort to terrorists have ever led to anything bad? Inconceivable!"
Two for one caption special:
A youth reads the adventures of that wildly popular Palestinian comic book hero, Supersplatter! Look, there on the ground! It's a pool of red jello! It's spilled ketchup! No, it's Supersplatter!
Dang, at least Yassin showed his face. Wimp.
IMF: Idiots Made Fun of
About 2,500 people came out to protest at the IMF/World Bank meetings in Washington, and you don't have to be an IMF fan to realize these people are useful idiots in top form.
This is "The Belly Block," a group of radical chicks who show up at protests to belly dance for leftist causes. I think I speak for men everywhere when I say, "HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLBBBBAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFGGGGAAAAAAAGGGGG!"
"Hey Macaraena!"
I think Argentia is the town where the standardized Massachusetts-style fisting education curriculum was written.
Yep, you can tell that Mister and Missus America are just turning out in droves to fight corporate evil.
These two morons were carrying a Soviet flag. Just a little tip for you, guys: You lost.You almost want them to get their wish, so they can experience the gulag after they look at some commisar's wife the wrong way or express an independent thought.
International Labor Day A-go-go!
May 1st not only marked Rambette's successfully putting up with me for eleven years, it was also International Labor Day (Read: International Day for Commies to pretend they're interested in the plight of the working man).
A celebration of labor in Berlin. Wow, them's some hard workin' men!
From Bolivia. "I was smart enough to bring dynamite to a crowded street protest, and that's why you should listen to me and take all my advice on economic policy!"
An anti-free trade protest in Panama. Of course, the Grim Reaper likes smoking...
This contingent is from The Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine. Man, Palestinian Commies, if that isn't napalm-worthy, I don't know what is. Note that the only word in their name that is true is the word "front."
Usually I'm pretty hard on the Che-philes, but changing Palestine to into the Middle East Cuba might actually be an improvement. I stand by this, though: If Che were still alive, he'd be riding around in a limo eating bon-bons and would weigh 400 pounds by now.
Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal
Thinking: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Which estate gets to sue first: Elvis or Tolkien?
"No, it hasn't hurt my career at all, any reduction in album sales is the fault of America's racist habit of not buying records by Black artists. I've even been signed to replace Martha Stewart as Kmart's new spokesperson. This week we have boys pants half off."
Dress up like a little boy all you want, I think he's going to know the difference.
Leave him alone...with your children.
"Mr. Jackson, I'm a cartoon judge, and you're giving me the willies!"
Michael answers a press question, "What's the average IQ of the people who let their little boys sleep over at your house?"
"If the boy was crazy I'd have beaten it out of him already. Pull my finger, media jackals!"
"Michael asked me to tell you to stop dogging him around and just beat it, because he's bad, he's bad, he's really, really bad, and he doesn't want to have to go all whoop-tushy on you."
Leaving, Michael signals the minimum age requirement for boys who sleep in his bed.
Tax Revolting
Photographer of freaks Fred Askew documented an event on 15 April in New York that was promoted as a tax protest but was really about big government, income redistribution and Bush-bashing.
"I am Papier Mache George! I am not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!"
You may not be one of the little people, but you sure as heck aren't one of the beautiful people either!
Considering how much we spend cleaning up the health consequences of you bad behavior, I'd say we're at least even.
Oh no, they beat Margaret Cho with an ugly stick! Oh wait, she's always looked that bad. In all seriousness, how bad is Margaret Cho's career going when they needed a couple of hundred celebrity harpies to attend the DC Death March and as near as I can figure nobody called her!
Oh please, would a billionaire not have some plastic surgery to fix that face?
Ladies and gentlemen, the current state of American liberalism.
Oh yeah, definitely not the beautiful people
The guy inside the papier-mache head dropped out of character for a moment and got really excited at the possibility of going home with one or more of the Missile Dick Chicks.
Let me ask you...When was the last time a huge corporation (as opposed to, say, a huge socialist government) rounded up a million people and put bullets in their heads?
In the world of the useful idiot, decent, compassionate women are a threat.
"Hey, is that a copy of the Communist Manifesto in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"a-huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh...I'm just so droll! I kill me!"
Hey it's not like there are any criminals or terrorists out there or anything. The police have nothing better to do than sit around and watch this guy play with his ball.
"Alright Freepers! You, and me, and 12 straight hours of non-state-sanctioned humpty-hump! You know you want it!"
Miscellaneous idiocy
The Marine Corps' biohazard unit was called to the Capitol to deal with a suspicious package found in Congressman Jim McDermott's office. It turned out to be Barney Frank's underwear.
Thinking: "I don't care what those Oil-for-Food investigators find, I'm not giving back any of the stuff I bought with the kickbacks! Not my Rolls-Royce, not my wife's diamonds, not even the Billy Bass on the wall of my den!"
Once he realized the press wasn't going to give him any real hassle over his gas-guzzling ways, John Kerry brought his preferred family vehicle out of storage. Here he's seen parking it at the airport prior to taking the family jet on a campaign swing through the South.
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Mary Kate appears with the seldom-seen Olsen triplet, Jessica.
Two for one caption special:
"Please, please bless me Father, I only have a one-digit IQ!"
They've got their middle finger in God's face, too.
Promoter of evil freaks Fred Askew kindly documented some of the abuse y'all mentioned, and put it on the internet for all to see. True, it's only one bird-flip out of hundreds or thousands of insults hurled at the priest, but this photo is a perfect symbol of the whole abortion debate in our country, IMHO.
Oh, and Flora, get over here quick, I'm using your pictures too!
Probably right...although he probably has the prop shop at UPN making his latex prosthetics.
The mental patient second from the left looks like Hillary, doesn't she? But not in the legs or the chest.
ROFLMBO!!!!
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