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Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns (The Penis Pump Guy)
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| Thu Aug 19, 8:25 AM ET
Posted on 08/19/2004 9:59:20 AM PDT by martin_fierro
Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns
Thu Aug 19, 8:25 AM ET
OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. (Reuters) - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said on Wednesday he would retire from the bench.
Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry resigning effective Sept. 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension.
A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.
The state Court on the Judiciary was scheduled to hear a motion on Friday to suspend Thompson.
The judge has denied the charges and did not refer to them in his letter of resignation.
"I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served," he said.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: democratjudge; judge; resignation; whooshwhooshwhoosh
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To: buffyt
To: martin_fierro
"I have greatly enjoyed my public service..." Yeah. That's the trouble.
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posted on
08/19/2004 10:02:05 AM PDT
by
theDentist
("John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute.")
"I have greatly enjoyed my public service..." I'll bet you did.
To: theDentist
To: martin_fierro
doe he have a website yet?
7
posted on
08/19/2004 10:03:21 AM PDT
by
ken5050
(We've looked for WMD in Iraq for LESS time than Hillary looked for the Rose Law firm billing records)
To: martin_fierro
"I have greatly enjoyed my public serviceYes, you certainly did. You and Clinton have alot in common!
8
posted on
08/19/2004 10:03:24 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Free Martha Mitchell......... and Jail Teraaaaaayza)
To: martin_fierro
He shudda stuck to banging his gavel.
9
posted on
08/19/2004 10:04:25 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
To: EggsAckley; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day
Too-In-Touch-With-His-Inner-Bonobo PING
To: beyond the sea
"I have greatly enjoyed my public serviceHe shudda done his servicing in private.
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posted on
08/19/2004 10:05:14 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
To: theDentist; martin_fierro
You beat me to the punch (post #8)
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posted on
08/19/2004 10:05:15 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Free Martha Mitchell......... and Jail Teraaaaaayza)
To: martin_fierro; Xenalyte
An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials"Baliff, pump my pee-pee!"
So many bad jokes, so little time...
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posted on
08/19/2004 10:06:03 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
To: dirtboy
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posted on
08/19/2004 10:07:25 AM PDT
by
Coop
(In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
To: dirtboy
To: xsmommy; mountaineer
No wonder Justice is blind.
To: martin_fierro
this was a classic. glad to see it all worked out for the best....
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posted on
08/19/2004 10:10:50 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: buffyt
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posted on
08/19/2004 10:11:10 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: martin_fierro
Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry resigning effective Sept. 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension. 'Had to look at that last word a few times...
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posted on
08/19/2004 10:17:21 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Guaranteed to PUMP .... you up!)
To: martin_fierro
Usually courtroom masturbation is only the academic type, but I'm for whatever it takes to keep the judge awake.
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posted on
08/19/2004 10:23:44 AM PDT
by
Spok
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