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Warning: Very, Very Bad Joke
Lake Victoria | Today | Brainhose

Posted on 08/21/2004 10:07:12 AM PDT by Brainhose

I know this is a really, really bad joke: Q: Have you heard the latest Olympic results? A: The French won all 3 medals in the 100 meter retreat! Thank you very much. I'll be here all week and please try the veal.


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KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor; france; hecklebait; olympics
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To: Maceman

Dyslexics of the world untie!


21 posted on 08/21/2004 12:08:57 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Dallas59
What are the Olympics?
I'm not exactly sure, but I believe it's this thingy where a whole bunch of over paid crybabies vie for commercial endorsements. Unlike the the old days when Palestinian terrorists took over Israeli housing complexes and tortured Jews to death. That is what the Olympics are.

End of screed.
22 posted on 08/21/2004 12:59:40 PM PDT by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
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To: xJones

Bwahahahahahahahah


23 posted on 08/21/2004 3:42:09 PM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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To: Ditter

Badde spelers of the wrold unit!


24 posted on 08/21/2004 9:01:58 PM PDT by gracie1 (Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?)
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To: gracie1

And set your beebers on stune. Seriesly.


25 posted on 08/21/2004 9:58:06 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Kerry: a strange man with nothing to say about anything that has happened since the early 1970s.)
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To: Brainhose
Let's have some more. After all, as the Germans used to know, you can never bash the French too much.

Why do the french hate history class? They keep repeating it.

French Knock Knock Joke:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
I give up.

The French Army Theme Song: "Be Our Guest!! Be Our Guest!!!"

You are the President of the United States of America, when it is announced that a large asteroid, capable of completely destroying France is headed straight for it. It is calculated that it will strike France at 2:30 in the morning in two days. The UN and the French president plead with you to deploy planes and ships away from The War on Terror and the situation in Iraq and Afghanistan to help defend France. You are the president of the greatest and most powerful nation on earth. What do you do?
A: You stay up late and watch it live on television.
B: You tape it and watch it in the morning.

Answer: B

26 posted on 08/21/2004 10:09:06 PM PDT by xJones
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To: Brainhose

That's bad. You should be shot with a french military rifle. the french military surplus rifles are the best because they've never been fired in anger and have only been dropped once.


27 posted on 08/21/2004 10:14:00 PM PDT by bad company ((<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism))
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To: bad company
You're a vet, I thought you'd appreciate this:


28 posted on 08/21/2004 10:29:32 PM PDT by xJones
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To: xJones

He's got my le'vote


29 posted on 08/21/2004 10:45:37 PM PDT by bad company ((<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism))
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To: Izzy Dunne

Holy sh*t! That is funny.


30 posted on 08/25/2004 9:27:11 PM PDT by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
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To: Brainhose
I know this is a really, really bad joke:

why zee long face monsewer skerreeee??

31 posted on 08/25/2004 9:32:13 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (Kerry couldn't have gone to Sears in Cambodia Christmas day! They were closed!)
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