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Posted on 09/21/2004 3:57:43 PM PDT by Angry Republican

How to Start Each Day with a Positive Outlook

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "John Kerry "

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?"

6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly.

7. Feel better?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: email; humor; johnkerry; therapy
This was an email I got that was so funny I HAD to post it. It's actually quite therapeutic.
1 posted on 09/21/2004 3:57:43 PM PDT by Angry Republican
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To: Angry Republican
Hello,

I am am LOL here, that is great!!

Glad to be here, MOgirl
2 posted on 09/21/2004 3:59:33 PM PDT by MOgirl (In memory of Walton Wayne Callahan, I love you forever.)
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To: Angry Republican

For the 500th time.


3 posted on 09/21/2004 3:59:53 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Molon Labe! FMCDH!)
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To: Angry Republican

lol..... but does the file have to be forged, or is just corrupted okay?


4 posted on 09/21/2004 4:00:07 PM PDT by pipecorp (If they pull the great electronic plug, where will all the ones and zeros go?)
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