I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?
Ask John Kerry.
He has a similar growth from his head, but oddly enough, his smells like Brie....
Posted on 09/27/2004 12:19:18 PM PDT by jilley
I thought you were the stuned bybeeber.
IT IS ALL ALRIGHT NOW. THANKS TO ALL THE REAL NICE PEOPLE. I CALLED MY NEIGHBOR AND TALKED TO HER AND IT TURNS OUT THAT THE SKULL IS JUST A MONKEY SKULL THAT JUST LOOKS HUMAN. I FEEL SO RELIEIVED.
After the police are done going through the area and possibly arresting your neighbor for having an illegal mass graveyard, get yourself a metal detector and walk all over the place there.
I get the feeling you're going to find some strange stuff.
Ask John Kerry.
He has a similar growth from his head, but oddly enough, his smells like Brie....
Is it at all lost on ya'll that we've gone from "host on the sun" to "the thread that brought down Old Media" and are now back to "My neighbor's dog brought home a human skull, what,"????
I'll bet the newsrooms at the Boston Globe and CBS are having a good laugh about this one....
When I was in grade school, my grandmother took me to Philadelphia to hear some missionaries from Ecuador speak that explained to the group about the natives and shrunken heads. My brother was fascinated with the stories and proceeded to research the subject in some depth.
How did her dog find a monkey skull as large as a human one?
You sure possessing human remains is a crime?
Most art schools have skeletons, I think med schools do too.
I'm sure you can even buy the things mail order.
I've got a plastic skull that looks very real, 'course I'm not displaying it on a fence post, since I don't want it to get stolen.
For some reason, it took me a little longer to get from fantastic horror to black humor.
I am approtriately stuned.
Hey, that soccer ball has a Kerry on its butt! :-)
I don't want to say because I don't want any trouble.
uh, huh....and how old did that skull look?
;P
hey, CD....how's it going? any skulls in YOUR neighbor's yard?
You don't have any kind of moral dilemma at all. As everyone has said, report the matter to your local law enforcement. Unless your neighbor is in the habit of dumping bodies into shallow graves, she will not be in any trouble.
There are thousands of missing persons. Their families are terribly hurt by not knowing what happened to their loved ones. You have a duty to make sure that your knowledge isn't prolonging someone's agony.
On a side note: What makes you so sure this is human? If it part of the top of the skull it may have come from animal. Wouldn't it better to report it and know for sure?
First LOL of the day.
Dan
I swear, if they say they live in Georgia, I am getting in the Jeep right now, hunting them down, and chasing them back into Alabama where they belong.
Forget about the size. How many monkeys are running around the country side?
We are being had! LOL
"Alas poor Yorick..."
Please tell me your brother never demonstrated applied learning in that particular field of endeavor. PLEASE.
How would it be trouble to name a state?
It isn't like you are giving away your exact location.
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