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Man superglued condom to penis
Ananova (I know... off to the desert land) ^ | (unknown) | (unknown)

Posted on 11/09/2004 6:46:58 AM PST by bedolido

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To: TheBigB

This thread is Hugh!

[or is it just series?]


61 posted on 11/09/2004 7:19:21 AM PST by Salamander (Pirates of the Appalachians)
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To: bedolido

Well he was right about one thing - people that stupid should not reproduce.


62 posted on 11/09/2004 7:21:12 AM PST by Wil H
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To: bedolido

Sticky business


63 posted on 11/09/2004 7:23:17 AM PST by afnamvet ( Jet Noise...The Sound of Freedom!)
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To: TXBSAFH
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Nor the biggest...according to the article. :)

64 posted on 11/09/2004 7:30:58 AM PST by MamaTexan (I am NOT a 'legal entity'!)
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To: Leapfrog

ROTGLMAO


65 posted on 11/09/2004 7:32:48 AM PST by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: bedolido

I would love to have five kids... oh well.


66 posted on 11/09/2004 7:33:16 AM PST by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: MamaTexan

I was trying not to got there.


67 posted on 11/09/2004 7:33:25 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: bedolido

FREE WILLY!!!!!


68 posted on 11/09/2004 7:34:04 AM PST by MortMan (John Kerry - Lt. Clueless, Junior Grade)
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To: bedolido
the condom they bought was too big

Typical Euro-weenie.

69 posted on 11/09/2004 7:42:30 AM PST by Defiant (Democrats: Don't go away mad, just go away.)
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To: Mo1

OUCH!!!

NOT my fault.
I REALLY didn't mean it!
I didn't think he'd take me seriously!


70 posted on 11/09/2004 7:54:33 AM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: bedolido

One statement, "Rhinoliner on the hootus!"


71 posted on 11/09/2004 7:57:23 AM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: bedolido

Ahhh, those whacky Romanians!


72 posted on 11/09/2004 7:57:42 AM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: bikepacker67
Acetone (nail polish remover) will unstick whatever SG sticks.

Probably painless, too.

73 posted on 11/09/2004 8:01:34 AM PST by fritzz
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To: fritzz

On sensitive parts of the body, nail polish remover burns.
Wouldn't be entirely painless.
But he'd experience something new and exciting!
*snicker*


74 posted on 11/09/2004 8:04:51 AM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: cjshapi

Talk about staying power.


75 posted on 11/09/2004 8:07:36 AM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: anniegetyourgun
That's just silly. His wife should have glued her diaphram in place instead.

Right, but superglue should not be used for that.
Use GE Silicon Seal.

So9

76 posted on 11/09/2004 8:07:58 AM PST by Servant of the 9 (What I just said.)
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To: Darksheare

I hear ya, and I should have noted sarcasm. Got some gasoline [where I shouldn't have] when I was a teen. Oh, lord did I say some foul words.


77 posted on 11/09/2004 8:09:07 AM PST by fritzz
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To: Arrowhead1952; Happy2BMe; Grampa Dave
hahahaaaaa!


What an embezzle! What an Ultra-Maroon!


78 posted on 11/09/2004 8:10:30 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: AnAmericanMother
Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

A Romanian fellow named Nick,
Glued a large rubber to his **#*#k
His wife he did boff
but it wouldn't come off
And now his candle has a wick.

79 posted on 11/09/2004 8:11:50 AM PST by Defiant (Democrats: Don't go away mad, just go away.)
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To: fritzz

Had to use acetone to fix a messup while fixing a cracked knick-knack.
Well, someone being helpful bumped the bottle over into my lap.

Thankfully it was just the insides of my thinghs right above the knees.. but it still burned like heck!
I'm afraid I was most unappreciative of help that day.
*chuckle*


80 posted on 11/09/2004 8:12:38 AM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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