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To: pissant

I did not have a line so much as a scam. This was before I got busted for dealing weed (The US called me one of the biggest independant weed dealers in the Southwest). I used to drive a Porsche 993 Twin Turbo (Oh yeah, Speed. Great way to stay under the Fed's radar there).

I used to park outside a club and once I started to chat up some worthy woman, I would reach in my pocket and hit the panic button on Alarm remote. I would do this several times over the course of several minutes. Before long someone from outside would come in and tell the DJ. The DJ of course would announce, "Does Anyone here own a Porsche Turbo? Your alarm keeps going off."

I, of course would not mention my car to the woman I was talking to before then and would go, "That sounds like my car."

Without fail, the women would go, "You own a Porsche?"

Worked every time. That car was four wheel, six speed, 600 HP panty remover. It wound up getting seized by the Feds along with everything else I had, ill gotten or not.


19 posted on 01/10/2005 12:08:06 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: speed_addiction

I used to pretend that I thought I was gay. I would sit at the bar looking despondent. Once the girl (target) asked what was bothering me, I would tell her that I had little to no experience with romance but was starting to feel something towards my boss. I would tell her I was worried I was becoming gay.

More often than not, they'd take me home to prove me wrong!


24 posted on 01/10/2005 1:12:37 PM PST by CTOCS (This space left intentionally blank...)
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To: speed_addiction

ewww. Did you dress up like a cop and 'arrest' women too? Your scam is just as creepy.


28 posted on 01/10/2005 5:23:27 PM PST by arasina (So there.)
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To: speed_addiction

I have two porsche's....a front porsche and a back porsche.

My next door neighbor just bought a Cayenne...cost him a little over 100k with taxes. um.......it's worth it.


30 posted on 01/10/2005 5:30:08 PM PST by gortklattu (As the preacher in Blazing Saddles said "You're on your own.")
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