Posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo hoo! TGIF! Time for the official FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post funny pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD! Also, don't hesitate to ping your own lists! All are welcome!
To kick things off...
Yes, this really exists... 
What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)
"I'm a zit, get it?"
One minute, fourteen seconds faster than me...
A great many...
Hurry, Mot! Your Burrito is getting cold.
Hee hee!!! I've got to show that cartoon to Mr. Mew's mom. She raised some of the biggest mews I've ever seen. That cartoon could explain a lot!
Thanks to all the rain we have received in MD, I was not able to make it to work because of flooded roads, so my weekend has already started. I am brewing beer today. Was going to do it tomorrow, but since I have nothing else to do. :-)
Some of my favorite Steven Wright quotes:
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Its you, trust me.
:-)
I kinda prefer a 180-foot tall lizard with a bad attitude and a case of halitosis that is even worse. :)
I'll say this much: Devlin and Emmerlich might have gotten the LIZARD wrong in their film, but they did show Toho it was possible to get a decent plot with the films. The films with this big guy since 1999 (Godzilla 2000, Godzilla vs. Megaguirus, etc.) all have been good films in addition to good Godzilla movies.
As for cartoons: Robotech and Transformers.
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The dreaded red x!
Well. After reading this wonderful site daily for the last several months I've finally registered and found this terrific Friday thread for my first post. Happy Friday!
Food fight!
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