He must have been hovering up around the ceiling...
Posted on 01/19/2005 9:51:40 AM PST by Mo1
He must have been hovering up around the ceiling...
LOL LOL LOL............ Good one.
Good grief, my Sherri wasnt that big at a year... A friend of my sister's had one that weighed in at 14 pnds and that was scary enough.
I've been checking in with your posts; glad you're getting out before the storm which will surely shut down the city!
I knew it! I just knew it! Now I can enjoy my glass of wine. However, my doctor has told me that alcohol consumption can increase the incidence of breast cancer in women. :(
Yay! It's Friday! I've got to pack up the stuff in the living room and dining room so we can move the furniture - the flooring project begins Monday. We're replacing the hideous old carpet with beautiful new Brazilian Walnut. Although the rosewood is beautiful, after bringing a sample home it became apparent that it was too pink to look good with our existiing furniture. Buying new furniture is out of the question - we had just bought a new dining room set when we moved into the house. When the floor is done, I'll take a digital photo of it before we move the furnture back in.
What?
What???
I love those birds, never get tired of looking at them.
Have you ever had one up close staring at you trying to get inside your mind?
I have, they are very, very smart. Made me change my ideas about intelligence and raptors, and about domesticating them in particular.
You're not very good at this innocent routine....
Moi? ~.~
Darks,
Did it hurt to thread that red rope through your forehead?
So9
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HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
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TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
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I knew it! I just knew it! Now I can enjoy my glass of wine. However, my doctor has told me that alcohol consumption can increase the incidence of breast cancer in women. :(
Brains or Boobs,
A woman's dilemma.
Yer gonna have to decide whether you wanna be a Redhead or a Blond.
SO9
Oh, dear. My husband could really use this course. As to the toilet paper issue, he did something interesting last night. I went into the guest bathroom, and discovered that the TP was gone. I asked him if he had taken, being of a suspicious nature. Yes, he'd taken the roll to the bathroom off the utility room, because that room was out of TP. Hm. We have extra rolls in the hall closet, where we keep stuff like that. I pointed out to him again - here are the extra rolls. I guess it's just easier to take it from one bathroom to the other.
A little equal time, perhaps?
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Not too badly.
Darks, are you behaving yourself?
Dark colored carpet is horrible to keep clean; much worse than lighter carpet actually. I spent many long hours one time looking for just the right carpet to go with my decor and ended up settling on a beautiful dark drown with flecks of rust. I swore, Never again. Especially with pets. It accentuates cat hair.
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