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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 21
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Posted on 01/19/2005 9:51:40 AM PST by Mo1

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To: sweetliberty

Well, that is *kinda* funny. A 12-year-old surfing porn, though. When I was 12, I didn't even know what porn was. Of course, we didn't have computers way back then, and television had barely been invented. If I had been the secretary I might have been really tempted to clear the cache before the judge got back to the office.


9,981 posted on 05/03/2005 5:16:08 PM PDT by .38sw
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To: null and void

One of my clients has an attorney named Margaret. She's a hoot. Very colorful character, although a bit prone to overreaching.


9,982 posted on 05/03/2005 5:19:36 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: null and void

No thanks. I'd trade these for a family of flying squirrels though.


9,983 posted on 05/03/2005 5:20:23 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: sweetliberty

Dear goodness, tell the lady about SpyBot to clean up any porn tracks which may have been left. (On the other hand, the judge could be interested in some new sites, himself.)

;-)


9,984 posted on 05/03/2005 5:44:03 PM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: sweetliberty

How's your tubby squirrel doing?
He still somewhat bald on his charred spot?


9,985 posted on 05/03/2005 5:49:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Darksheare
"How's your tubby squirrel doing? He still somewhat bald on his charred spot?"

Oh yeah. Hard to believe that a squirrel's expected life span in the wikd is about a year. That big fella is a bit long in the tooth for sure, but he didn't get his stature by messing around with these young upstarts. He lets them all know in no uncertain terms that it is ALL his food and they only get any of it by his leave. I've actually grown quite fond of the old gent.

9,986 posted on 05/03/2005 6:04:24 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: sweetliberty

Ok, but you have to take the moose, too...


9,987 posted on 05/03/2005 6:13:40 PM PDT by null and void (...that no man, rich or poor, free or bond, shall buy or sell, save he that has the chip...)
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To: null and void

A moose would eat less.


9,988 posted on 05/03/2005 6:16:02 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: sweetliberty

LOL!
Pet squirrel..


9,989 posted on 05/03/2005 6:27:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Darksheare; All

We're home.....but now to bed... See you all in the morning.

This computer is doing so many updates that I can't type. ;)

Ciao


9,990 posted on 05/03/2005 6:40:10 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: Darksheare

Thank you, Darks. I won't make YOU wear those boxers after all.


9,991 posted on 05/03/2005 6:41:13 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Lakeshark

EXCUSE ME?


9,992 posted on 05/03/2005 6:42:24 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Lakeshark
they Shark tore out thousands of human snake hearts in one afternoon.
9,993 posted on 05/03/2005 7:00:16 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: sweetliberty
You are so easy.

No....that one was a Margaret.......

BQ may not be good at traps, but she knows how to handle herself like a snake, um, er...........lady.......ok, ok.....I won't live this one down easily.....

9,994 posted on 05/03/2005 7:23:29 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Borax Queen; Lakeshark
"EXCUSE ME?"

*Giggle*

9,995 posted on 05/03/2005 7:30:09 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: sweetliberty
Mean snake.

Bad day with the Habla.......

9,996 posted on 05/03/2005 7:45:35 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Lakeshark

Totally bad but not with the habla today. :) More like with the Oompa.


9,997 posted on 05/03/2005 7:50:15 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Lakeshark

You did something naughty on top of an ancient pyramid?


9,998 posted on 05/03/2005 7:51:27 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen
Hmmmmmmmmm.....

Code for Oompa=Bluto?

9,999 posted on 05/03/2005 7:51:44 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Borax Queen
Hey.....she hit on me.....

But it was just a Margaret.

10,000 posted on 05/03/2005 7:52:14 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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